Disclaimer: Charmed belongs to Spelling Television and Paramount Pictures.
This story is not-for-profit, but I own it.
Warnings: Strong language, BDSM, drug use, graphic violence, voyurism, male
solo sex, female solo sex, male/female sex
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Summary: After she swims away from her old life in San Francisco, Phoebe
starts swimming around in the cold waters of Alaska, only to have herself
get caught by a large net and placed aboard a fisherman's boat.
Other Notes: This AU story is a birthday gift for Alyssa Milano, who was
born on the 19th day of December, 1972 and based on a 2-part episode entitled
A WITCH'S TAIL.
Dedication: Happy 34th Birthday to Alyssa Milano! -- ATK 2006
Charmed: No Longer One Of The Charmed Ones
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
My name is Phoebe Halliwell and ever since I had read a magic-spell in a
piece of reading material known as the Book of Shadows with my two sisters,
Piper and Prue, the three of us had recieved the power of three and became
known as the Charmed Ones, who -- with some help from a whitelighter named
Leo Wyatt -- were able to protect the innocent humans -- even those in the
City of San Francisco -- from the many forces of evil.
And we had kept on doing so even after Prue has been killed and both Piper
and I had discovered that we have a half-sister named Paige Matthews, who was
willing to take Prue's place as one of the Charmed Ones and one of our former
enemies, a handsome demon whose name was Cole Turner had asked me to marry
him, which was exactly what we had done.
But that was before something really bad has caused both me and Cole to get a
divorce and a beautiful mermaid in human form who was going by the name of
Mylie had approached me and asked me to help her after a deal that she had
made with the Sea Hag had gone sour on her.
And of course, after I was finally able to get her home and let both Piper
and Paige know exactly why Mylie was in need of our help, I had tried to
use a spell on the poor girl to make sure that she stays human, but it had
backfired and caused me to transform into a mermaid myself.
And to make matters worse, the Sea Hag was able to retrieve Mylie, placed
something on her chest and allowed it to start sucking away her lifeforce,
which the Hag was about to give to a demon known as Necron, but that was
before we were able to arrive with a human hunk named Craig Wilson,
vanquished the Sea Hag and removed the life-sucker from Mylie's chest.
And after Craig to wrap his warm and loving arms around Mylie and said 'I
love you' to her, her wounds had began to heal and she was able to change
back into a human just before Piper, Paige and Leo had tried to get me out
of the water, but it was no use, because the call of the open sea had became
way too strong for me to ignore and I had no choice, but to heed the call,
say 'goodbye' and swim myself away from the life that I had once lived as a
human... and one of the Charmed Ones.
Anyway, I had been swimming around in the deep blue sea and enjoying my new
life as a mermaid, only to have me realize that there was something missing
from my life and that something was the one thing that we were able to help
Mylie obtain with Craig.
In short, that one thing was known as true love and even though I had kept
on enjoying the freedom of my new life as a mermaid, I was also hoping that
I would be able to find the one man to spend the rest of my life with and
that he would not be a certain demon named Cole Turner.
Just then, I think that it was on the 19th day of the month of December that
I had started swimming around the cold waters of Alaska and enjoying the
playful antics of some young crabs, only to have me get myself caught in a
large net and hoisted out of the water and aboard a fisherman's boat.
And after some of the members of the boat's crew had gazed their eyes upon
me and started letting out a full round of cheers and saying that they were
going to be rich, I had suddenly noticed that one of those fishermen -- a
big guy with dirty clothes and a scruffy beard -- had taken a bottle of
bourbon out of his pocket and said, "Say, you assholes!How about we give
this water-logged bitch a little something to warm her up?"
And then, after I had looked at the devilishly-smiling faces of his shipmates
and discovered that they had agreed with the manwith the scruffy beard, I was
about to try to free myself from the net, leap out of the boat and right back
into the water, only to have three of his shipmates grab a firm hold of my
arms and tail and tied some parts of the net tightly on me in order to
prevent my escape.
And just as I was about to ask the entire crew not to do it, two of those
fishermen had grabbed hold of my head and held my mouth open in order to
allow their scruffy bearded shipmate to open his bottle of bourbon, pour
the whole thing right into my mouth and force me to swallow it all down.
And after that had happened, I had suddenly became so drunk that I was no
longer able to defend myself against the boat's crew and that had caused the
scruffy bearded fisherman to unzip his pants, pull out his stiff cock and
say, "Okay, you shit-heads! Move out of the way, while I take the slut's
But then, just as he was about to shove that stone hard dick of his right
into my mouth, a young and handsome hunk with dark-brown hair had grabbed
hold of an oar from a lifeboat and smashed the scruffy bearded fisherman
right in the back of the head with it.
And after the man with the scruffy beard had dropped himself down on the deck
of the boat, placed his hands on the back of his head and let out a scream of
pain, the dark-brown-haired hunk had raised the oar over his head and yelled,
"GO AHEAD, WALLY! GO AHEAD AND DO IT! GIVE ME A GOOD REASON TO SMASH YOUR
FACE IN, YOU DRUNK PIECE-OF-SHIT!"
But that was before an older man had stepped on to the deck, looked at his
entire crew with pure hate in his eyes and asked, "Would any of you assholes
care to explain what the fucking hell was going on here?", only to have my
dark-brown-haired rescuer toss the oar back into the lifeboat, took a deep
breath and explained the whole thing to his captain.
And after he had turned his head towards the net and noticed everything that
my rescuer had said to him was true, the enraged captain has ordered his crew
to untie me and the one who had rescued me to carry me into the lower cabin
in order to get warm and sobered-up.
And then, after he had placed me in a hammock, wrapped a warm blanket around
me and allowed me to drink cup after cup of hot coffee, I had looked at the
lovely brown eyes of a man named Jonathan 'Hardware' Kirkridge and suddenly
found myself falling in love with him.
But that was before I had stopped myself and realized that as long as I was
still a mermaid, there would never be a possible way for the both of us to
live happily ever after, I had closed my eyes, let out a sigh and said,
"Look, Hardware. I really do want to thank you for coming to my rescue. It's
But just as I was about to say another word to him, a small-smiling Hardware
has placed the tips of his fingers on my lips and said, "No, Phoebe. You
don't have to say anything. It's going to be okay. All you need to do is just
relax and enjoy it... and remember that I also love you."
And then suddenly, after he had said those words to me and I had been
magically transformed back into a human, I had removed the blanket, took a
good look at my restored legs and let out a sigh of relief just before the
both of us had looked at each other's eyes for a minute or two and kissed
each other ever so passionately on the lips.
That was before Hardware had stripped off all of his clothes, exposed his
bare-ass naked body and started stroking his stiff cock in front of me and
I had started pumping two of my fingers in and out of my hot, wet pussy and
carressing my own tits with the other hand.
And then, after he had moved himself closer to me and started licking all
over my nude body -- all the way down to my hot, moist snatch and carressing
my firm breasts, I had placed my hands on Hardware's bare shoulders and said,
"Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Hardware! Touch me! Touch me there!
Suck my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!"
Then, after he had placed himself on the hammock, turned himself around and
allowed me to start sucking on his stone hard dick, I had suddenly realized
that I was able to experience the one thing that I had never experienced
with anyone other than Cole before, for I was experiencing pure and untamed
erotica... and enjoying every minute of it.
Just then, after he had placed his stiff cock inside my asshole and used each
of his hands to carress both my tits and snatch, I had placed one of my hands
on Hardware's bare shoulder and the other hand on his bare arm and yelled at
the top of my lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, HARDWARE! TOUCH ME!
FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And then, after the both of us had started moving ourselves harder and faster
and our lovemaking was finally able to make today's catch, both Hardware and
I had came and collapsed due to exhaustion and fell asleep with our naked
arms in a lover's embrace.
Just then, as soon as the boat has finally reached the dock of a small
Alaskian town and the crew has unloaded their catch and collected their pay
from the paymaster, I had turned my eyes towards a nearby pay-phone and
suddenly felt the urge to make a call to San Francisco and let Piper and
Paige know that I'm no longer a mermaid.
But that was before a smiling Hardware has placed his warm and gentle
hands on my shoulders and made me realize that it was my life as one of the
Charmed Ones that had caused me to become a mermaid to begin with, which --
in turn -- had caused me to decide that I was not going to let anything like
that happen to me ever again.
In short, my name is Phoebe Halliwell-Kirkridge and I had finally found my
own slice of true happiness, for I was no longer married to a demon named
Cole Turner... and also no longer one of the Charmed Ones.