Disclaimers: Dharma And Greg belongs to More-Medavoy Productions, 4 To 6 Foot
Productions, Chuck Lorre Productions and 20th Century Fox Television. This
story is not-for-profit but I own it.

Date: 04/14/2008

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Voyurism, female solo sex, female/female sex, male solo sex,
male/female sex, strong language

Categories: Het, slash, bi

Pairing: Dharma/Greg/f

Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.

Archive: Yes

Summary: An old girlfriend of Greg's arrives in San Francisco for a visit,
only to have her tell Dharma that she is in town for more than just a visit.

Other Notes: This AU story is based on a picture entitled 'Tonya' by an
artist named Jamie Kidd.

Dedications: None so far.

Dharma And Greg: The Makeshift Photoshoot
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])

It was during the late morning hours of April 14th within the City of San
Francisco, California that a pair of mismatched lovebirds whose names happen
to be Dharma and Greg Montgomery had just arrived at the home of his parents,
Edward and Kitty Montgomery with hopes of convincing his snobbish mother to
lay off Dharma's parents, Abby O'Neil and Larry Finkelstein for at least one
whole month but just as they were about to get one single word out of their
mouths, a smiling Kitty had walked herself over to the couple, pushed Dharma
aside, gave greg a big hug and said, "Oooohhhh, Gregory! I have such
wonderful news for you! Your one true ladylove has just called from the
airport and asked me to send someone over to pick her up!"

But of course, that had caused poor Greg to roll his eyes and say, "Come on,
Mom! You know full well that I'm married to Dharma, we still love each other
and nothing you could say or do is ever going to change that! Now do you
understand?" only to have his own mother give him a gentle pat on his
shoulder and say, "Yes-yes, Gregory. I understand. Now, as soon as you get
to the airport and say 'hello' to Tonya, please do not forget to mention that
it was a mistake for you to break up with her like that and you will never do
it again," but just as he was about to try to correct his own mother one more
time, Dharma had placed her gentle hand on her beloved husband's chest and
said, "You might as well forget it, Greg. Let's just go to the airport and
say 'hi' to Tonya. Okay?"

And after he had taken a deep breath and nodded his head in response to his
beloved wife's question, both Dharma and Greg had left the Montgomery mansion
and drove themselves straight over to the airport, where a curious Dharma had
looked at Greg, scratched the back of her head and asked, "Say, Greg? Before
we start looking for Tonya, could you please tell me what her last name is?"
which had caused her loving hubby to let out a sigh and answer, "Tonya's last
name is Kennedy. As for what she looks like, she happens to be this beautiful
girl with dark brown hair and emerald green eyes."

"Whoa! That really is amazing, Greg! You had just discribed the woman who
happens to be sneaking herself up to you from behind right now!" that was
what an amazed Dharma had said to Greg and just as he was about to ask her
about what it was that she was talking about, the one beautiful babe known
as Tonya Kennedy had leaped herself up on Greg's back, wrapped her arms
around him and yelled, "PONY RIDE!" causing poor Greg to nearly drop himself
down to the floor and Dharma to place her hands over her mouth and let out a
small giggle before both she and Tonya had introduced each other and Dharma
had helped Greg place all of Tonya's luggage inside the car.

And after they had driven her out of the airport and over to their apartment
building, Dharma, Greg and Tonya had walked up the stairs and stepped into
the one apartment that both Dharma and Greg were living in just in time for
Tonya to look at the apartment with a sense of awe and wonder on her face and
say, "Whoa!I like it, you guys!I really do like it!I mean, I was so busy with
helping my parents run their company back in New York City that I had never
been able to see places like this!", before a small smiling Greg had let out
a sigh of relief and said, "Well, that really is nice of you to say, Tonya.
The reason why I say that is because whenever we had invited my parents to
come over for a visit, the only thing that my mother would say is that this
place is nothing more than just a dump."

And then, after the three newfound friends had shared a small chuckle between
them and Greg had taken Tonya's suitcases into the spare bedroom, she had
turned her curious eyes toward Dharma, placed her gentle hand on her newfound
friend's shoulder, took a deep breath and asked, "Say, Dharma? Could you
please do me a favor and take some photos of me for a major magazine? I
really would appriciate it very much," and after she had given that idea some
thought and answered, "Sure, Tonya. But may I ask what is the title of the
magazine that you are about to pose in some photos for?"

"I'll let you know in a minute, Dharma. Just let me get myself ready, okay?"
that was the question that Tonya had asked Dharma before she had nodded her
head in response to Tonya's question and started getting all of her camera
gear ready and Tonya had taken one of her bags, walked into the bathroom and
closed the door in order to get herself ready for the makeshift photoshoot
and as soon as Dharma had finally gotten all of her gear set-up and ready for
the shoot, she had walked herself over to the bathroom door, gave it a gentle
tap and said, "Say, Tonya!I have my gear all set-up!Are you ready to tell me
the name of the magazine that you are about to model for?"

And after the bathroom door had opened and allowed Tonya to step out of that
room with only a powder blue bathrobe on,she had let out a sigh and answered,
"Well, Dharma. The real reason as to why I had decided to pay Greg a visit
after so many years had started one day during my little afternoon walk
around the city's very own Central Park. I mean, I had walked around and
gazed my eyes upon the wonderfull scenery, only to have myself be unable to
escape the plain and simple fact that I just don't feel like running my
parents' company for them anymore. That I want to do some thing else...
something that should really set me free and let me be wild. And after I was
unable to find out what that something was in the park, I had decided to go
for a little stroll along Times Square just in time for me to step inside
this one magazine store to get myself something to drink. But that was before
I had found myself picking up the latest copy of Hustler Magazine in the
adults only section and gawking at the beautiful female models and their
wonderfully-built bare-ass naked bodies. That had made me realize that if it
was possible for both Tera Patrick and Brittney Skye to become Hustler
Honeys, it should be possible for me as well. So, what do you think, Dharma?
Do I have a hot enough body for Hustler?"

And after Tonya had removed the robe and exposed her bare-ass naked body in
front of Dharma, she had used one of her hands as a fan and said, "Whoa! You
better believe that it is, Tonya. Well, if you're as ready as I am, we could
go ahead and get started with the shoot. Okay?" before a small smiling Tonya
had placed her gentle hand on Dharma's shoulder and answered, "Okay, Dharma.
And thanks for being so truly understanding," just in time for Tonya to place
her nude body on the living room sofa and allowed Dharma to start shooting
pictures of her in one hot and steamy sexual pose after another.

But then, about halfway through the photoshoot, Dharma had suddenly taken all
of her clothes off and started pumping two of her fingers in and out of her
hot, wet pussy and carressing her own tits with the other hand just before
Tonya had taken Dharma by the hand and pulled her over to the sofa just in
time for her to kiss Dharma ever so passionately on the lips and start
licking all over her nude body -- all the way down to her hot, moist snatch
and carressing her firm breasts just in time for Greg to step out of the
spare bedroom and see what Dharma and Tonya were doing with each other
which -- in turn -- had caused him to strip off all of his clothes and start
stroking his stiff cock before Dharma had placed her hands on Tonya's bare
shoulders and said, "Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Tonya! Touch me!
Touch me there! Suck my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!"

And then, after Greg had placed his stone hard dick inside Tonya's asshole
and his hands on Dharma's bare shoulders, both Dharma and Greg had suddenly
realized that they were both still able to enjoy each and every minute of
experiencing pure and untamed sexual pleasure before they had laid their
nude bodies down on the floor just in time for Greg to place his stiff cock
inside Tonya's pussy and start licking on Dharma's snatch and for Dharma to
place her hands on Tonya's silky-smooth naked thighs and start sucking on
her stiff mounds, causing a sexually-energized Tonya to place her hands on
Dharma's bare back and yell at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S

Then, after the three newfound bi-sexual lovers had started moving themselves
harder and faster and their lovemaking has finally made its appearence within
the latest issue of Hustler Magazine, Dharma, Greg and Tonya had all came and
collapsed due to exhaustion and fell asleep with their naked arms in a
lover's embrace while everyone else within the City of San Francisco,
California had continued doing their normal daily routines.

Just then, about a few months later, both Dharma and Greg had just recieved
a plain brown package in the mail from Tonya and after they had opened the
package, they had discovered that it had contained the newest issue of
Hustler Magazine with a centerfold of Tonya as that issue's Hustler Honey
inside of it and a note attached to it which had said, "Dear Dharma and
Greg -- This one issue of Hustler Magazine is my way of saying 'thank you'
for helping me become this issue's Hustler Honey. I also want to invite you
guys to come over to Mister Larry Flint's place for one hell of a wild
party... as long as you do not bring Kitty with you. That bitch is way too
snotty for me. Anyway, I'm hoping that we'll be seeing each other at the
party soon. Until then, keep having a terrific life together. -- With much
love, Tonya."



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