Disclaimer: Batman belongs to DC Comics, Bob Kane and Bill Finger. This story
is not-for-profit, but I own it.

Date: 08/31/2007

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: rape, BDSM, male solo sex, graphic violence, strong language,
voyurism, female solo sex, male/female sex, drug use

Pairing: Batman/Catwoman

Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.

Archive: Yes

Category: Het

Summary: Instead of becoming the Batman right away, Bruce Wayne buys himself
a Harley-Davidson motorcyle and rides himself over to the rally in Sturgis,
South Dakota, where he suddenly encounters a beautiful vixen known as Kat.

Other Notes: This AU story is based on a Playmate of the Month pictorial of
Stephanie Larimore -- who I had selected for the role of Selina Kyle (aka
Kat) -- in the June 2006 issue of Playboy Magazine.

Dedications: None so far.

Batman: Revenge Of The Dark Knight
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])

This status report had came from the office of FBI Deputy Director James W.
Gordon and concerns how a certain masked vigilante known as the Batman had
really started his one-man crusade against the crime and corruption that had
kept on being known as the plague of the New York city of Gotham for many

Now, it is true that a young boy named Bruce Wayne had no choice but to
become petrified with fear at the sight of his mother and father getting shot
dead by a cold and heartless hoodlum known as Joe Chill and after that, young
Bruce has been placed within the care of the Waynes' ever-faithful butler,
Alfred Pennyworth and he had gone over to the gravesite of his dead parents
and swore to them that he shall do battle against evil and injustice and
continue to do so until the day he dies.

But of course, even though he had poured his entire being into training and
education for such a task, a young and handsome 21-year-old Bruce Wayne was
not ready to become the Batman just yet and the reason for that is because he
had just bought himself a Harley-Davidson motorcycle and decided to take a
little trek across America and see what else our great country has to offer.

And so, after he had given his faithful butler and caregiver a big 'goodbye'
hug, Bruce had gotten himself on his Harley and rode himself away from the
safety of Wayne Manor and as far away from the crime and corruption of Gotham
City as he was able to get.

As a matter of fact, he had gone so far as to ride himself all the way to the
town of Sturgis, South Dakota, where each and every biker-dude and biker-babe
in the entire United States and Canada had been assembling in order to enjoy
the annual event known as the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.

But as soon as he had rolled himself into town and parked his Harley in the
very first space that he had spotted, Bruce had gotten himself off of his
bike and was about to step into a local diner to get himself something to
eat, only to have him get an earful of some innocent girl screaming for
help, which has caused him to turn around and discover that a small group of
members of the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club had a poor and helpless blonde
girl named Vicki Vale in their clutches.

And then, after two of the HAMC members had shredded all of the poor girl's
clothes right off of her helpless nude body, forced her down to the ground
and opened her bare legs in order to expose her cunt, the third HAMC member
known as Harvey Bullock has unzipped his pants and began stroking his stiff
cock and looking at his latest helpless conquest with devilish glee.

But then, just as he was about to start slamming his stone hard dick right
inside poor Vicki's helpless pussy, a heroic Bruce has pushed and shoved his
way through the crowd of curious on-lookers, shoved Harvey away from the
helpless blonde and gave him a real hard kick right in the groin and another
one straight in the face.

And after a bloodied Harvey has dropped himself down to the ground, grabbed
hold of his groin and began screamming in pain, the heroic Harley rider from
Gotham City has turned his angry eyes toward the other two HAMC members and
yelled, "OKAY! WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES IS NEXT?!" only to have those two
Hells Angels members to get a good look at what had happened to Harvey,
release the helpless Vicki and get their collective asses out of there.

And then, after two of Vicki's friends had ran over to the scene and helped
her get back up to her feet, the blonde beauty had looked at her handsome
hero with tear-soaked eyes and said 'thank you' to him just before her two
best friends had helped her get to a local doctor.

But of course, the whole entire scene has not gone unobserved and it was
because while an unsuspecting Bruce was walking himself into the diner, he
was being watched by a beautiful dark-haired maiden with hungry eyes for
about a minute or two just before she had stepped into the same diner, sat
herself down next to Bruce and said, "Hey, Stud. Wanna buy Little Miss
Kitty-Kat a saucer of milk with a little something special?"

And after he had gotten a good hard look at her eyes, Bruce had taken a deep
breath and said, "Sorry, Babe. But whatever it is that you're trying to sell,
this Dark Knight is in no mood of buying." Just before he had gotten himself
out of the chair and walked himself out of the diner and into an alleyway in
order to smoke a cigarette, but just as he was about to use his lighter on
the cigarette, someone had pounced on him from out of nowhere and pinned him
to the ground.

That was before he had looked up and discovered that it was the dark-haired
babe who has allowed herself to be called 'Kat' and had looked at the fallen
'Dark Knight' with a small smile on her lips and said, "Actually, Stud. I was
hoping that you should let me take you over to my place for that 'something
special'. And since I had just gained the upper hand, I do believe that you
don't have any other choice. Don't you agree?"

And after he had looked at Kat's eyes and realized just how beautiful they
were, Bruce had let out a small smile of his own and said 'yes' to her just
before she had let him up and the both of them had walked themselves over to
local motel, where Kat had used a key to unlock and open one of the rooms in
order for the two newfound friends to step inside.

And after a curious Bruce had looked around the room, took a deep breath and
asked, "So, Kat?May I ask what's a hot-looking babe like you doing in a place
such as this?", he had turned around and discovered that she had stripped off
all of her clothes and began pumping two of her fingers in and out of her
hot, wet pussy and carressing her own tits with the other hand.

And then, after he had suddenly realized what the answer to his own question
was, a small-smiling Bruce had taken all of his clothes off and began
stroking his stiff cock right in front of a bare-ass naked Kat just before
he had moved himself closer to the dark-haired maiden and started licking
all over her nude body -- all the way down to her hot, moist snatch and
carressing her firm breasts.

Then, after she had placed her hands on his bare shoulders and said,
"Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Bruce! Touch me! Touch me there!
Suck my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!" the both of them had laid their nude
bodies on the bed and Bruce had turned himself around and allowed Selina
Kyle -- which was her actual name -- to start sucking on his stone hard
dick, which -- in turn -- has made him realize that he was able to
experience the one thing that he had never experienced with anyone in
another part of the United States before, for he was experiencing pure
and untamed erotica... and enjoying every minute of it.

Just then, after Bruce had placed his stiff cock inside her asshole and used
each of his hands to start carressing her stiff mounds and hot and steamy
cunt, a sexually-energized Selina has placed one of her hands on his bare
shoulder and the other hand on his bare arm and yelled at the top of her

And then, after the two newfound lovers had started moving themselves harder
and faster and their lovemaking has finally made its way to the Sturgis
Motorcycle Rally, both Bruce and Selina had came and collapsed due to
exhaustion and fell asleep with their naked arms in a lover's embrace.

But of course, that was before Selina had woken herself up from her little
nap, gotten herself dressed, carefully stepped out of the motel room and
started walking towards the diner in order to get Bruce and herself some
dinner, only to have a skinny guy in a Hells Angels jacket walk up to her
and say, "Hello, Kat! Remember me?"

"You better get out of my way right now, Scarecrow!Or I'll show you how much
I 'remember' you!", that was what an enraged Selina had said to the one HAMC
member known as Jonathan Crane, who -- in turn -- had let out a small
devilish chuckle and said, "My-my, such a bad little kitty!"

And just as she was about to react, the one HAMC member who was also known
as the 'Scarecrow' has taken some sort of powderly substance out of his
pocket and tossed it right into Selina's face, causing her to start coughing
and seeing images of a giant Jonathan Crane standing right in front of her.

And while she was standing right where she was and being petrified with
fright, the skinny Hells Angels member has taken a sharp metal dagger out
of his other pocket, placed his gentle hand on Selina's shoulder and said,
"Well, Little Miss Kitty-Kat!I do hope that you really do have nine lives,
because you're going to need them... RIGHT NOW!"

And after he had thrusted the sharp blade of the metal dagger deep into
Selina's back nine times and released his grip on her, a concerned Bruce had
stepped out of the motel room just in time for him to spot a severly-injured
Selina drop down to the ground, which has caused the shocked Dark Knight to
rush himself over to the beauty known as Kat and lifted up her head just in
time for her to say one word, "Cra... Cra... Crane."

And then, after she had finally died from the wounds that the Scarecrow had
inflected upon her, the enraged Dark Knight had turned his eyes towards the
devilishly-gleeful HAMC member and yelled at the top of his lungs,
"CCCCRRRRAAAANNNNEEEE!!!" causing the skinny Hells Angel to get on his bike
and zoom himself out of there.

But that was before an enraged Bruce had gotten himself on his Harley and
began chasing that skinny son of a bitch out of the town of Sturgis and up
a mountain, where the Scarecrow had taken some more of his 'fear-dust' out
of his pocket and tossed it towards Bruce, only to have the enraged Dark
Knight take off his jacket and yell out these words, "NO WAY, CRANE!

But after the angry Dark Knight has used his jacket to fan the Scarecrow's
'fear-dust' away from him, a sudden gust of wind has picked up and caused
the 'fear-dust' to fly right back into the face of Jonathan Crane himself
just in time for him to start coughing and seeing all the faces of the many
innocent souls that he had savagely murdered during his time as a member of
the HAMC... including Selina.

And believe it or not, it was the sight of his savagely-butchered victims
who had came back from the dead to extract their vengenace upon him that had
caused the Scarecrow to become so frightened that he had lost control of his
bike and caused him to crash down the mountain.

And after Bruce had rode his Harley safely down that very mountain, looked at
the spot where Crane had crashed his bike in and discovered that he was dead,
the Dark Knight from Gotham City had closed his eyes and let out a sigh, only
to have him feel someone's gentle hand on his shoulder and a small gentle
kiss on his cheek, which had caused him to turn his eyes toward the left and
discover that it was Selina, who had also waved her hand and said, "Goodbye."
just before she had disappeared into nothingness.

And if you were to ask me, I do believe that it was that very scenario that
had actually caused Bruce Wayne to become the Guardian of Gotham City known
as the Batman... and if that's not the truth, then I really don't know what
is. This concludes the status report on the Batman by Deputy Director James
W. Gordon. Special Agent Richard Dragon signing off.



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