Disclaimers: Desperate Housewives belongs to Cherry Productions and
Touchstone Television. Hustler Magazine belongs to Mister Larry Flint and
L.F.P., Incorporated. This story is not-for-profit but I own it.
Warnings: Voyurism, male solo sex, female solo sex, male/female sex, strong
language, interacial sex, female/female sex
Categories: Het, slash, bi
Pairing: Gabrielle Solis/Austin McCann/f
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Summary: A former neighbor moves herself back to Wisteria Lane and just like
Gabrielle Solis and the other housewives, she has an ulterior motive of her
Other Notes: This AU story is a birthday gift for Pia Zadora -- who I had
selected for the role of Kathryn Farrell and who was born on the Fourth day
of May, 1954 -- and based on a Eva Longoria fake by an artist named Wilma.
Dedication: Happy 54th Birthday to Pia Zadora! -- ATK 2008
Desperate Housewives: Back To Wisteria Lane
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
The era of deep dark secrets on the one area of the Eagle State city of
Fairview known as Wisteria Lane had began with one of the housewives living
on that street whose name happens to be Mary Alice Young getting out of bed,
cook breakfast, give her beloved husband, Paul and their son, Zach a
'goodbye' kiss and do some other stuff around the house before taking a
fully-loaded gun out of a closet, aiming it directly at her head and pulling
the trigger, causing the gun to go off and poor Mary Alice to drop her head
down on the dining room table and become dead which had caused the other
housewives of Wisteria Lane whose names happen to be Susan Mayer, Lynette
Scavo, Bree Van De Kamp, Gabrielle Solis and Edie Britt to ask themselves
this one question: What was the deep dark secret that had caused their poor
friendly neighbor to commit suicide?
But of course, the other housewives of Wisteria Lane were having problems of
their own. Susan was trying to make the best of sharing her teenage daughter,
Julie with her louse of an ex-husband whose name happens to be Karl while
also trying to gain the effections of a newly-moved-in handsome plumber known
as Mike Delfino from her rival, Edie. Lynette was trying to keep her house
in order and her three rowdy little boys -- Parker and twins Preston and
Porter -- under control while her own husband Tom was working. Bree was still
being a Martha Stewart clone and driving her husband Rex, her teenage son
Andrew and teenage daughter Danielle nuts. And Gabrielle had continued having
a hot and steamy erotic affair with a young and handsome gardener known as
John Rowland behind the back of her own unsuspecting husband, Carlos.
And of course, that was before a former neighbor had moved herself back to
Wisteria Lane and Edie's teenage nephew whose name happens to be Austin
McCann had just arrived at her house for a surprise visit and the reason why
for such a visit was because he had wanted to get himself away from his own
parents for he was claiming that they were making his life miserable for him.
As for what the name of that former neighbor was, it happens to be this one
Pia Zadora lookalike from Fort Lauderdale, Florida known as Kathryn Farrell
and as soon as she had finally gotten herself settled into her new home, the
five housewives had gone over to her house and welcomed her back to Wisteria
Lane with open arms and a nice gift or two before going back to their own
houses and the headaches and heartaches that had came with them.
But then, while Edie was being way too busy with trying to keep Susan's
claws off of Mike or something like that, Austin had sneaked herself out of
his aunt's house and over to Kathryn's new place of residence, where he had
discovered that the back door was unlocked and opened which had allowed a
curious Austin to step into the house to have a look around but that had not
gone unobserved because Gabrielle had saw him step inside the house and
became jealous for she had suddenly mistaken Austin for her young lover John
which had caused her to look around her house and let out a sigh of relief
over the fact that Carlos was still at work before she had stepped out of
her house and stomped herself over to Kathryn's new home.
Anyway, as soon as he had allowed herself to walk up the stairs and inside
the master bedroom, a confused Austin had gazed his own eyes upon Kathryn
standing next to the bed in only a powder-blue bathrobe just in time for
her to slightly open the robe, slowly lick her lips and say, "Well, hello.
You must be Edie's nephew, Austin. To tell you the truth, Austin. I really
am so glad that you had allowed yourself to come over. You see, the reason
why I had moved myself back to Wisteria Lane is because that I was hoping
that I could find someone who might take my nude picture and mail it to
Hustler Magazine for their Beaver Hunt segment. So, Austin? What do you
think? Do I have what it takes to be the next Tera Patrick?"
And after she had allowed the robe to slide off and drop down to the floor
and exposed her wonderfully-built bare-ass naked body in front of Edie's
young nephew, a suddenly-excited Austin had stripped off all of his clothes
and began stroking his stiff cock right in front of a small smiling Kathryn
just before she had started pumping two of her fingers in and out of her hot,
wet pussy and carressing her own tits with the other hand and said, "I think
I should take that as a 'yes'!" just in time for Kathryn to allow Austin to
move himself closer to her, kiss her ever so passionately on the lips and
start licking all over her nude body -- all the way down to her hot and
steamy cunt and carressing her firm breasts.
And while that was going on, a still-jealous Gabrielle had stepped into the
house through the unlocked and opened door, looked around the living room
with her hands on her hips and said, "Okay, John! Where are you? Where is
that bitch hiding you? I want to know right now!" but that was just before
she had suddenly heard the sounds of an adult female enjoying her one moment
of pure erotic pleasure coming from the upstairs master bedroom and after
she had let out a small devilish smile and thought, *I knew it!it's now time
for you to get your fucking face scratched out, you bitch!*, but as soon as
she had charged herself up the stairs and turned towards the opened door of
the master bedroom, the look of jealousy on Gabrielle's face has been
replaced by that of one hundred percent pure shock at the sight of Austin
licking on Kathryn's hot, moist snatch and allowing her to start sucking on
his stone hard dick.
And after she had seen that, the very first thought that had suddenly popped
into Gabrielle's head was to get her ass out of there and go tell Edie what
her own young nephew was doing with Kathryn but just as she was about to turn
around and do exactly that, Gabrielle had taken one more look at what Austin
and Kathryn were doing on that very same bed and suddenly found herself
becoming sexually aroused by that very scene which had caused the
no-longer-shocked Gabrielle to take all of her clothes off, start pumping
two of her fingers in and out of her cunt and carressing her stiff mounds
with the other hand and say, "Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Austin!
Touch the bitch! Suck her wet pussy dry while she sucks on your cock!
Then, after she had moved herself closer to the two newfound lovers and
placed one of her hands on Austin's bare back, he had taken his stiff cock
out of Kathryn's mouth and placed it inside her pussy and started licking
on Gabrielle's snatch just in time for her to place her hands on Kathryn's
silky-smooth naked thighs and start sucking on her tits, causing the
sexually-energized newly-returned neighbor of Wisteria Lane to place her
hands on Gabrielle's bare back and yell at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH,
YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, AUSTIN! DO IT, GABRIELLE! TOUCH ME! SUCK MY TITS! FUCK
THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME!MAKE ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And then, after the three newfound bi-sexual lovers had started moving
themselves harder and faster and their lovemaking has finally moved itself
out of Wisteria Lane for good, Austin, Kathryn and Gabrielle had all came
and collapsed due to exhaustion and fell asleep with their naked arms in a
lover's embrace while everyone else on Wisteria Lane had continued doing
their normal daily routines and trying to maintain their own little bits
of sanity within the one portion of an insane world known as Wisteria Lane.
As for what would happen next,it might become unclear about what might happen
for Susan,Edie,Lynette and Bree but as for Gabrielle,as soon as Carlos had
finally returned home from work,he was shocked to discover that there was a
note on the living room coffee table which had said, "Carlos -- I really am
sorry to do it to you like this but I'm afraid that it would no longer work
between us. You see, we had done certain things behind our backs that we
should truly kick ourselves straight in the ass for and I'm afraid that if
we stay together and try to work those things out,I'm afraid that they would
only get more and more worse. That's why I just can't take it anymore and had
decided to go to Las Vegas with Kathryn. She knows a friend who could help me
with the divorce proceedings. Oh, and you don't have to worry about the
money. I don't want it anymore. It's all yours. Just please do me a favor and
don't forget to have a good life. -- With love, Gabrielle," which had caused
a heartbroken Carlos to sit himself down on the sofa, place his hands on his
forehead and begin to cry.