Disclaimer: Desperate Housewives belongs to ABC Studios and Cherry
Productions. This story is not-for-profit but I own it.
Warnings: Voyurism, female solo sex, strong language, female/female sex, male
solo sex, male/female sex
Categories: Het, slash, bi
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Summary: After Susan finally finishes decorating her home for the holidays,
both Mike and Katherine arrive to spend Christmas with her. . . along with
Other Notes: This AU story is an answer to one of PEJA's Improv Challenges
and a birthday gift for Teri Hatcher -- who was born on December Eighth, 1964
-- and based on a Teri Hatcher fake by an artist known as Fredd38.
Dedications: Happy 44th Birthday to Teri Hatcher and Happy Holidays to all of
my family and friends! -- ATK 2008
Desperate Housewives: Mike Delfino And His Babes
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
Allow me to ask all of you nice folks this one question. What do you think
would happen if you attempt to get your own house ready for the annual
holiday get-together with your own family, only to have your ex-husband show
up with his newfound ladylove and suggest that you join them in a different
type of get-together?
And if you want to know what I'm trying to get at with that very question, I
might as well go ahead and start telling you the story that I happen to be
writing right now and which had began in a house on Wisteria Lane that
happens to be within the outskirts of the Eagle State town of Fairview and
also the one street where a beautiful dark-haired maiden named Susan Mayer
happens to be living at.
Anyway, it was on one December afternoon that Susan had finally placed gifts
for her daughter Julie -- whose father happens to be Karl Mayer -- and M.J. -
- whose father happens to be Mike Delfino -- under the tree, taken three
small steps back and looked at the wonderfully-decorated Christmas tree with
a small smile on her lips and a single tear running down her cheek, only to
have a sudden knock on the front door cause Susan to wipe the tears from her
eyes and walk herself over to that very door.
But as soon as she had opened the front door and noticed that her second ex-
husband Mike was standing on the front stoop, a curious Susan had looked at
her watch and asked, "Why are you here, Mike? Is it my turn to have M.J.
yet?" only to have Mike close his eyes, let out a sigh and answer, "No,
Susan. Not yet. He's still enjoying the holidays at my parents' house. That's
not why we're really here."
And just as she was about to ask Mike about what he was talking about, he had
moved himself aside and allowed his newfound ladylove whose name happens to
be Katherine Mayfair to walk herself up to the front door, look at Susan with
a small smile on her lips and say, "Hi, Susan. I don't know that this may or
may not be a good time. But what Mike and I want to know is that is it okay
for us to spend the holidays with you?"
And after she had given that idea some thought and realized that her young
and handsome male stud of a lover named Jackson Braddock had gone out of town
to spend the holidays with his own family, a small-smiling Susan had nodded
her head in response to Katherine's question and allowed her and Mike to step
into the house just in time for Katherine to step into the kitchen and say,
"Okay, Susan. Let's see if you need some help with preparing the perfect
"Well, Katherine. It really is a good thing that I had allowed both you and
Mike to step inside this house because I really do need all the help that I
could get right now," that was what Susan had said to Katherine before she
had walked herself over to the kitchen sink to turn on the water for
Katherine, only to have Susan turn on the sprayer house by accident and get
her all soaking wet.
And as soon as both Mike and Katherine had turned off the water for Susan,
Katherine had taken a good look at her soaking-wet friend and said, "To tell
you the truth, Susan. It really is a good thing that you had admitted that
you're in need of some holiday help because from what I had just noticed,
you're no Bree Hodge. So, why don't you go upstairs and take a nice warm
shower while Mike and I take care of things down here, okay?"
Then, after she had nodded her head in response to Katherine's question, a
soaking wet Susan had stepped out of the kitchen and walked up the stairs and
into the bathroom just in time for her to turn on the water, strip off all of
her damp clothes and toss them into the laundry hamper before she had stepped
into the shower and began rubbing soap all over her bare-ass naked body.
But while she was doing that, a curious Katherine had stepped into the
bathroom to see if Susan was in need of some clean towels or anything like
that, only to have Katherine take a peek at Susan's wonderfully-built nude
body in the shower, take all of her clothes off and began pumping two of her
fingers in and out of her hot, wet pussy, caressing her own tits with the
other hand and staring at Susan just like one of her neighbors named
Gabrielle Solis had been doing whenever she sees her young and handsome
teenage gardener whose name was John Rowland before she had began having a
hot and steamy erotic affair with him behind her unsuspecting husband's back.
And then, after Katherine had stepped into the shower and placed her gentle
hands on Susan's bare shoulders, a suddenly-startled Susan had quickly turned
herself around and looked at Katherine like she was about to ask, "What the
fucking hell are you doing, Katherine? I mean, do I really need to remind you
that your name is not Edie Britt?"
But just as she was about to say one single word, an understanding Katherine
had placed the tips of her fingers on Susan's lips and said, "Sssshhhh. It's
going to be okay, Susan. There's no need for you to retract yourself away
from me. As a matter of fact, there really is no need for you to hide such a
beautiful body from me. All you need to do now is just relax... and enjoy
And as soon as they had kissed each other ever so deep and passionately on
the lips, Katherine had began licking all over Susan's nude body -- all the
way down to her hot and steamy cunt and caressing her firm breasts just in
time for a bare-ass naked Mike to step into the bathroom and start stroking
his stiff cock before he had stepped into the shower and placed his stone
hard dick inside Katherine's asshole and his hands on her stiff mounds.
Then, after Susan had placed her hands on Katherine's bare shoulders, slowly
licked her lips and said, "Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Katherine!
Touch me! Touch me there! Suck my wet pussy dry while Mike fucks you in the
ass! Aaaahhhh!" the three newfound sex-partners had laid their nude bodies
down on the floor of the shower just in time for Mike to take his stiff cock
out of Katherine's backside and allowed Susan to start sucking on it and his
newfound ladylove to start pumping her one set of fingers in and out of
Susan's cunt and sucking on her tits.
And after Susan had suddenly realized that she was able to enjoy each and
every minute of experiencing the one thing that she had never experienced
with any size group before which happens to be pure and untamed sexual
pleasure, the three newfound bi-sexual lovers had finished taking their
shower together, moved themselves out of the bathroom and into the master
bedroom and placed themselves on the bed just in time for Mike to place his
stone hard dick inside Katherine's pussy and start licking on Susan's snatch
and Susan to place her hands on Katherine's silky-smooth naked thighs and
start sucking on her tits.
And then, after a sexually-energized Katherine had placed her hands on
Susan's bare back and yelled at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S
IT! DO IT, MIKE! DO IT, SUSAN! TOUCH ME! SUCK MY TITS! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT
OUT OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!" the three bi-sexual lovers
had started moving themselves harder and faster and kept on doing that until
they had all finally came, collapsed due to exhaustion and fallen asleep with
their naked arms in a lover's embrace.
Just then, while they were all sitting on the living room sofa and watching a
wonderful holiday special on TV, Mike had looked at Susan, placed his gentle
hand on her shoulder, let out a sigh and said, "Look, Susan. I really am
sorry about keeping my relationship with Katherine low-key even from you. And
to tell you the truth, I really am glad that I don't have to slink around the
neighborhood in order to avoid you anymore. It's just that...!" only to have
an understanding Susan place the tips of her fingers on Mike's lips and say,
"It's okay, Mike. You don't have to say another word. At least, not now. All
we need to do now is just sit right here and watch some TV. Just a guy named
Mike Delfino and his babes. Happy Holidays, Mike."