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Disclaimer: Dirt belongs to Coquette Productions, Matthew Carnahan Circus
Productions and Touchstone Television. This story is not-for-profit but I own
it.

Date: 09/21/2008

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Graphic violence, voyurism, male solo sex, female solo sex,
female/female sex, male/female sex, strong language

Categories: Het, slash, bi

Pairing: Holt/Julia/Lucy

Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.

Archive: Yes

Summary: As soon as he returns home from Julia's funeral, Holt decides to
spend some time alone, only to have him discover that two women are swimming
around in his pool and they are Julia and Lucy.

Other Notes: This AU story is based on a picture entitled 'Twice The Fun 2'
by an artist named Vincent Stephens.

Dedications: None so far.
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Dirt: Something That's Twice The Fun
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])

If there are some of you folks out there who have not known who I am, I just
happen to be Holt McLaren, this one has-been actor living in Los Angeles,
California who once had a truly-loving relationship with this one hot
beautiful blonde actress named Julia Mallory, only to have the sudden urge
to get myself back up to the top force me to make a deal with a certain
dark-haired cold-hearted bitch known as Lucy Spiller -- the female
editor-in-chief who runs DirtNow magazine -- and have no choice but to start
spilling the deepest and darkest secrets that the people who had became my
true friends had wanted to keep quiet.

That's right, Folks. I was the one who had blabbed the news about Kira Klay's
big-time dependence on drugs while she was pregnant to Lucy's long-time
friend and most trusted paparazzo named Don Konkey -- who happens to be an
exceptional photographer whose only problem in his life is that he happens to
be suffering from a huge case of manageable schizophrenia -- but as soon as
that little bit of information had leaked itself out no thanks to Lucy's
magazine, it had caused poor Kira to commit suicide and I have no choice but
to live with that guilt for the rest of my life.

But of course, that was before some injuries that my poor beloved Julia
had recieved in a car crash had caused her to fall into the claws of a
high-profile lesbian drug dealer whose only name happens to be Garbo and
go on the biggest drug binge within the entire history of Hollywood itself
that I had no choice but to get her placed into a drug rehab program.

But then, after she had gotten herself all clean and sobered up, poor Julia
had suddenly bumped into a beautiful strawberry-blonde female rival magazine
editor whose name happens to be Tina Harrod, who had invited Julia into her
office and shown the one woman who had once been my true love a videotape and
some pictures of yours truly having hot and steamy sex with Lucy and that had
caused poor Julia to go off the deep end, head right straight to Lucy's house
and stab her with a sharp knife.

But to tell you the truth, even though I really was so gratefull that Lucy
had survived that attack, I am also sad that as soon as Julia had raced
herself out of Lucy's house in order to avoid getting herself caught by the
police, she had gotten herself hit by someone driving a car to somewhere
within that very area and instantly killed herself and I had no choice but
to bury my poor beloved Julia and hope to God that they would be able to
accept her damaged soul into Heaven.

And then, as soon as I had returned home after the funeral and unpacked the
stuff that I had in my overnight bags, I was thinking on going straight over
to Grauman's Chinese Theater and check out the newest movies that were
playing over there but that was before I had suddenly realized that it was
something that Julia and I had once done together and I was no longer in the
mood.

And so, that had caused me to go to the nearest video store and rent out the
DVD of a porn-film entitled 'Jenna's Built For Speed'. And as soon as I had
gotten it home and placed it inside the DVD player, I had stripped off all of
my clothes, placed my bare-ass naked butt on the bed and pressed the 'play'
button just in time for me to start stroking on my stiff cock while I was
watching Jenna Jameson, Jill Kelly and Brittany Andrews enjoy a full round of
pure sexual lesbian pleasure, only to have me suddenly hear the sound of
someone diving into and splashing around in my outdoor swimming pool.

And of course, that had caused me to press the 'pause' button, get myself off
the bed, put a robe on and step outside just in time for me to discover that
there were two hot-looking babes swimming in the water but just as I was
about to ask them who they were and what they were doing in my pool, I had
suddenly noticed that they had looked and stared at me for a minute or two
before they had climbed themselves out of the pool.

But after they had done that, I had suddenly became shocked at the sight of
my deceased blonde lover, Julia in a tiny bright yellow G-string bikini
standing next to Lucy -- the one woman who had recently became Julia's
stabbing victim -- in a black and white polka dot tie side bikini and I was
still shocked by that very sight that I had pointed my index finger at the
two women in my life and asked, "Julia? Lucy? What are you...? I mean,
why...?"

But just as I was about to say one more word, both Julia and Lucy had
stripped off their bikinis just in time for Julia to move herself closer to
me, open my robe, move her lips close to my ear and whisper, "It's okay,
Holt. I forgive you. After all, tonight's the night to do something that's
twice the fun," before a small-smiling Julia had turned her eyes toward Lucy
and the both of us had noticed that she was pumping two of her fingers in and
out of her hot, wet pussy and carressing her own tits with the other hand.

And after Julia had moved herself closer to Lucy, kissed her ever so deep and
passionately on the lips and began licking all over her nude body -- all the
way down to her hot and steamy cunt and carressing her firm breasts, I had
slipped off my robe and placed my stone hard dick inside Julia's asshole and
my hands on Lucy's bare arms just in time for Lucy to place her hands on
Julia's bare shoulders and say, "Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it,
Julia! Touch me! Touch me there! Suck my wet pussy dry while Holt fucks you
in the ass! Aaaahhhh!"

And then, after I had taken my stiff cock out of Julia's asshole and allowed
Lucy to start sucking on it and Julia had began pumping her whole hand in
and out of Lucy's hot, moist snatch and sucking on her stiff mounds, I had
suddenly realized that I was able to enjoy each and every minute of
experiencing the one thing that I had never been able to experience with
two hot-looking babes before which happens to be pure and untamed sexual
pleasure.

And of course, that was before I had placed my stone hard dick inside Julia's
pussy and began licking on Lucy's snatch just in time for Lucy to place her
hands on Julia's silky-smooth naked thighs and start sucking on her tits
which had caused a sexually-charged Julia to place her hands on Lucy's bare
back and yell at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT,
HOLT! DO IT, LUCY! TOUCH ME! SUCK MY TITS! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME!
MAKE ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"

And after the three of us had started moving ourselves harder and faster and
our lovemaking has finally appeared in each and every issue of Entertainment
Weekly, Variety and The Hollywood Reporter, Julia, Lucy and I had all finally
came, collapsed due to exhaustion and fell asleep with our naked arms in a
lover's embrace, only to have the sudden phone bell ringing had caused me to
quickly open my eyes and discover that I was still in the bedroom and the
bi-sexual experience that I had with both Julia and Lucy was only a dream.

As for what that phone call was about, it was from my agent and he had told
me that he had gotten the leading role in a whole new Steven Speilberg movie
lined up for me and I had to get my ass over to the set in order to keep that
role but after I had gotten myself all fixed up and just as I was about to go
to work on my new acting gig, I had taken one more look at my outdoor
swimming pool, let out a small smile and a sigh and thought to myself,
*Goodbye, Julia. I'll miss you... with all of my heart.*

THE END!

    

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