Everybody Loves Raymond/King Of Queens: Alone Together Part 5
by Honker (MMF,MFF,M-mast,voy)
One week after Debra Barone's sexual adventure at the Heffernan house, she
was in the kitchen, making snacks for her husband Ray, who was in the living
room watching a basketball game with his father, Frank. The phone rang, and
Debra saw that Ray was too engrossed in the game to answer it.
She walked into the living room. "Don't get up, I'll answer it," she said
sarcastically. Ray and Frank said nothing, they just stared at the TV set.
"Deb, it's me." It was Carrie Heffernan calling.
"Oh, hi!" said Debra, acting pleasantly surprised. "I didn't expect to hear
"I'm not done with you yet, slave...."
"I can't talk about this right now...." said Debra quietly.
"Don't you hang up on me. I want to get together tomorrow with you and your
Debra tried to disguise the conversation. "You want to...set up a play date?
For the kids?"
"That's right. A play date. You and me and Ray, playing."
"I don't know if that's going to be OK with Ray." replied Debra.
"Well, it better be. He needs to find out what a dirty slut his wife is. But,
I think it's better if you set it up, that way I don't have to spill the
beans on our little adventures."
"No, please don't. I'll set it up," said Debra. "But there was a... play date
about a month ago, you had said that you videotaped it, and I was hoping I
could get a copy of that - or better yet, the original."
"You set this up for tomorrow, and I'll give you everything I have."
"Fair enough. I'll see you tomorrow." Debra hung up the phone.
"Who was that?" asked Raymond.
"That was...Peggy. She wants to set up a play date for Ally tomorrow with her
daughter Molly. Can you drive her over there tomorrow?"
Ray got up and followed Debra back into the kitchen. "Maybe I can also have
my parents watch the boys tomorrow, and you I can spend some time alone...
together." Ray came up behind Debra and put his arms around her.
Debra was unsure how to respond. She wanted Ray to be available the next
day, but she didn't know how he would feel about Carrie joining them. "We'll
see..." she said teasingly.
* * *
That night, Debra was reading a book in bed when Ray came in and started
changing into his pajamas. "The kids are all in bed, and tomorrow they'll be
out of the house..." he said excitedly.
"Ray," asked Debra, "do you ever get...bored with sex?"
"Bored? With sex? What do you mean?"
"I mean, we've been together a long time, and I just don't want it to get...
you know, routine."
"Well, me neither. Why, do you think it is?"
"No, but I think that you and I could be a little more...impulsive. I might
be interested more often if we, you know, made it a little more exciting."
"I can do that, I can be exciting. Is it the costume thing again? Because I
don't mind playing the cabana boy again, or I could even borrow Robbie's
"No!" shouted Debra. "No costumes, please. I just wanted to let you know that
I'd be willing to experiment a little more. Just in case it ever comes up,
"Experiment...how? You mean, like with other people?"
"Well, I'm not saying we should run out and find other sex partners, I mean,
what if we're in a social situation, like a party or something, and someone
says they want to play a bit, I don't know..."
"You've been thinking about this - is this some kind of fantasy of yours?"
"I guess so, don't you fantasize about other people?"
"Never mind that - who are you fantasizing about? And what kind of parties
are you going to? Huh?"
"Never mind!" Debra turned over to go to sleep. "Jeez, I try to make things
more exciting, and I get the third degree!"
Ray reached over and turned out the light. "Yeah, well, I'd like to go to one
of your little sex parties, that would be exciting!"
* * *
Ray found himself standing in his living room, Debra walked in wearing
nothing but a pushup bra and a small black thong. She was carrying a plastic
tray with snacks on it. "Oh, there you are, Ray, I've been looking all over
"Debra, what are you wearing?"
"You like it? Just a little something for the party. Now, do me a favor,
spread these snacks around, they'll be here any minute."
"Who?" asked Ray.
"The guests, silly. For the party. You better hurry up and get dressed - I
Just then, the doorbell rang. Ray put the tray of snacks down and answered
the door. Two young muscular men were at the door. "Hi, we're here for the
party!" one said.
Ray stood paralyzed in the doorway, Debra walked over in her bra and panties.
"Come in, come in. Ray, this is Jerry, the bagboy at the supermarket, and
Phil, he's the lifeguard at the pool. You guys can put your coats on the bed,
heck, put all of your clothes on the bed. Then come on back downstairs and we
can get started."
"What the hell's going on here?" asked Raymond.
"Lighten up, Ray, it's just a sex party, not a Roman orgy. Now, bring my
dildos down from upstairs, and check to see if we've got enough lube."
"But..." The doorbell rang again, and Ray answered it. It was his brother,
Robbie, with his girlfriend, Amy.
"Hi, Ray, I hope we're not too late..." The two muscular men came downstairs,
wearing only colored briefs, and walked past the door into the living room.
"No, I see the party's just getting started," said Amy.
Ray watched as the two men walked up to Debra, who was sitting on the couch.
Debra reached up and pulled the briefs off one of the men, then the other.
She took a large cock in each hand, then leaned to one side and put one in
"Deb!" yelled Ray. "What the hell are you doing?"
Robbie and Amy stood to the side, watching Debra giving blowjobs to the two
men, alternating the two penises in her mouth, while jacking off both of them
with her hands. Robbie reached down to get a handful of pretzels from the
"I'll tell you what she's doing..." said a voice at the door. "She's throwing
one hell of a party." Ray turned to see his friend Doug Heffernan and Doug's
wife Carrie at the door, dressed in leather bondage gear.
"Doug? Carrie?" said Ray as they walked past him. "This can't be happening."
Ray looked over at Debra again, she was bent over the couch as one guy was
fucking her from behind, and the other guy was standing behind the couch,
getting a blowjob from her.
Ray couldn't believe his eyes, his wife was having sex with two strangers,
in their living room, right in front of their friends. Doug and Carrie were
approaching Robbie and Amy, sizing them up and hitting them playfully with
"Are we late, dear?" Ray turned around at the sound of his mother's voice,
only to see his parents standing at the door, wearing bathrobes. Frank and
Marie Barone walked into the middle of the party, with Frank mesmerized by
the sight of Debra being double-fucked on the couch.
"Holy crap!" he exclaimed, "Debra sure knows how to entertain her guests!"
"Stop staring, Frank!" yelled Marie. "It's not polite! Oh, this is so
exciting, I've never been to a sex party before!" Marie started to undo the
belt on her bathrobe and take it off.
"Noooo!" yelled Ray as he ran over to stop her - he caught the bathrobe as
* * *
Ray was still screaming as Debra turned on the light and then shook him
awake. "Ray, what is it? You're sweating like crazy, did you have a
Ray was clutching the blanket tight in his hands as he opened his eyes. "It
was horrible...." he said. "We were...at one of your sex parties! And all
our friends were there - and you were...you were having sex with two men
right in front of everybody!"
"Oh, Ray," Debra said as she cradled his head. "You were just reacting to
what we talked about, I'm sorry. You know I wouldn't do anything to hurt
"No...now just relax and get some sleep." She turned off the light again and
rolled back on her side. "Besides, if I did want to have sex with someone
else, it wouldn't be with two men. It would probably be with another woman."
Ray's eyes stayed open wide, staring into the night as he laid in bed.
* * *
The next morning, Ray dropped Ally off at her friend Molly's house, as Debra
had asked him to do. Then he brought his two sons, Geoffrey and Michael,
across the street to visit with his parents. His brother, Robbie, was in the
kitchen, eating breakfast with their parents, Frank and Marie.
After the boys ran into the living room to play, Ray addressed his parents.
"I need to ask you guys something. Do you think Debra would ever cheat on
Robbie turned red and almost choked on his pancakes, so Frank reached over
and slapped him on the back. Marie, in a state of shock, dropped her frying
pan. "I knew it! I knew she wasn't good enough for you!" shouted Marie.
"Holy crap!" said Frank. "Debra's cheating on you?"
Marie picked up a large knife from the counter. "Who is it, who is she
seeing? Tell me and I'll..."
"Ma, no! Put the knife down! Debra's not cheating on me. Not yet, anyway."
"What do you mean?" Robbie asked after catching his breath.
Ray sat down at the table. "She was just asking me a lot of questions last
night, like was I bored with sex, or do I want to have sex with someone
"And, do you?" asked Marie.
"That's not the problem. I think she's bored with sex..."
"Oh, you think she's projecting her boredom onto you," suggested Robbie.
"Yeah, I guess..."
"So, who's the lucky fella?" asked Frank.
"That's just it. She said she would never cheat on me....with a man."
"You mean...with a woman?" asked Marie.
"Ho-lee crap!" said Frank. "Debra's...gay?"
"Yes...I mean, no! I mean, I don't know. She said it like she was offering
it to me, like if it came up she wouldn't say no..."
Frank chimed in, "Listen, Ray, when your wife offers to bring another woman
home, you gotta do it!"
Marie cut him off. "Shut up, Frank, stay out of this."
Robbie got up from the table. "Listen, Ma, I think I know what Ray is going
through. Let me handle it."
"OK," said Marie. "Ray, listen to Robbie, if anybody knows about being
cheated on, it's him." Robbie rolled his eyes, disgusted with his mother's
unintended insult. "Come on, Frank, let's go and watch the boys..."
"But this conversation is so interesting!" complained Frank as Marie dragged
him out of the room.
"Ray, you don't actually think Debra's ever cheated on you, do you?"
"Good," muttered Robbie as he sat down next to Raymond. "Now, tell me exactly
what she said."
"She said she wanted us to be more...creative in bed."
"So, she's tired of the same old routine," offered Robbie.
"That's it! She said she didn't want it to become routine!"
"Then, she said that if we were in a situation where something came up, like
a party, that she wouldn't mind it if we more impulsive."
"A party? You mean, like a key party?" asked Robbie.
"That's a swingers' party, where all the men put their car keys in a big
bowl, and the women each pull out another man's keys, and that's who they go
home and have sex with."
"What, have you done that?"
"No, but as a cop I've broken up all kinds of parties."
Ray shuddered at the thought. "And then, I had his dream that Debra threw
a sex party, and she was having sex with two other men, right in front of
everybody! And when I woke up, she said she didn't want to have sex with
other guys, but she might with a woman!"
"I think she's just being honest, but she's sending you some strong signals,
Ray. If she's thinking about other people, she might be outgrowing you - so
you have to grow with her."
"So what should I do?"
"Like Dad said, I think you should go for it."
"You mean, just let her have sex with a woman?"
Robbie smacked Ray on the side of the head. "I'm saying you should do it
together - come on, it's every man's fantasy, to be with two women!"
"You mean, I would...with two...and they would..." Ray's eyes lit up.
"Do it for Debra," Robbie said with a wink.
"I gotta go..." said Ray and rushed out the door.
* * *
Ray went back across the street to his house, he found Debra in the kitchen,
having coffee, but as he got closer, he saw another person sitting at the
table - it was his friend Doug Heffernan's wife, Carrie. He jumped in
reaction since he was immediately reminded of his dream the night before.
"Ray, you remember Carrie..." said Debra. "What's wrong, you look so pale..."
"Are those...leather pants?" asked Ray.
"It's nothing. Just a dream I had last night."
"Ray had a sex dream," explained Debra.
"A nightmare!" corrected Ray.
"Ray dreamt that we hosted an orgy..."
"And I was there?" asked Carrie. "In leather? Kinky..."
"Tell her who else was at the party, Ray."
Ray seemed very embarrassed. "Well, you were there, with Doug, and Robbie,
and Amy, and...my parents."
"Your parents were at the orgy?" laughed Carrie. "Hello? Paging Dr. Freud!"
"It wasn't an orgy!" shouted Ray. "It was a sex party!" Debra and Carrie both
laughed. "Deb, can I talk to you alone for a minute?"
Debra got up and followed Ray into the living room. "I'm sorry, Ray, but you
have to admit, it's kind of funny..."
"Look, Deb, I've been thinking about what you said - about making things more
exciting. And I just want you to be happy, whatever that takes."
"So, you're OK with a little experimentation?"
"Yes, if you're sure that's what you really want."
"Well, thank you, Ray," Debra said as she hugged him. "That means a lot to
"So, what do we do now?"
"Well, what do you think about Carrie?" asked Debra.
"Carrie? As in in-the-kitchen Carrie?" Ray seemed shocked and unable to move.
"Well, she is kinda hot, but how do we..."
Debra grabbed Ray by the arm and dragged him back into the kitchen. "Carrie,
Ray has something he wants to ask you..."
Though Carrie knew what might be coming, she played along. "Sure, what is
Ray was on the spot. "Well, um, Carrie, what I, um, we wanted to ask you...
well, you see, Debra's been kind of wondering what it would be like..."
"Uh-huh..." Carrie motioned him to move along.
"For her. I mean for us....to have somebody join us..."
"Yeah?" Carrie continued to play dumb.
"In bed." Debra interjected to finish Ray's sentence.
"Uh-huh..." Carrie said hesitantly.
Ray began to backtrack. "You can say no, there'll be no hard feelings, I mean
I know it's kind of strange..."
"OK," replied Carrie.
"Do you mean OK as in, 'OK, you can say no', or OK as in 'OK, I'll do it'?"
"Yes, yes, I'll do it!"
"Really? So...that's it? What do we do, just go upstairs?"
"Unless you prefer the couch," Debra suggested.
"No, upstairs is better," said Ray.
On the way upstairs, Ray was starting to get excited, but also concerned.
"Wait, what about Doug?"
"Why, do you want him to join us?" asked Carrie.
"No, I mean, what if he finds out?"
"I won't tell him if you don't..." offered Carrie.
* * *
The three entered the bedroom, and Ray locked the door. Debra sat on the bed,
trying to act nervous to cover the fact that she'd already been with Carrie
several times before.
Ray, on the other hand, seemed genuinely nervous. "So...how do you wanna do
"Well, I think it might help if we got undressed," suggested Debra.
"Right, right," said Ray as he started fumbling with his clothes. He realized
that both women were watching him. "Hey, come on, you gotta take something
"What are you, twelve years old?" asked Carrie. Mockingly, she said, "OK,
I'll show you mine if you show me yours!" She pulled her blouse off, over
her head, then undid the front clasp on her bra, and shrugged that off as
Ray was mesmerized by the sight of Carrie's large but well-shaped breasts,
then realized he was staring and went back to tearing off his clothes. Debra
started getting undressed as Carrie sat down to remove her leather pants.
The group all got down to their underwear, as if they were all hesitant to
cross some imaginary line.
"Well, here goes," said Ray as he slid down his boxer shorts. Carrie took a
look at his penis, it was one of the smallest she had ever seen.
"I think I see your problem," Carrie muttered quietly toward Debra.
"Look, I'm just a little nervous, that's all," explained Ray.
"I know how to calm you down," said Debra as she got off the bed and knelt
down in front of Ray. She took his small cock in her hand and started pumping
it as she kissed him on the stomach, then she worked her way down to take his
cock in her mouth.
Carrie stayed on the bed, she started rubbing her breasts and when she made
eye contact with Ray, she started working one hand down under her panties.
Ray was fascinated by her, his friend's wife touching herself in front of him
while his wife went down on him.
"Deb, why don't you bring him over here?" suggested Carrie. Debra stood up
and led Ray over to the bed. As he sat down on the bed, Carrie sat up and
leaned over, taking his penis in her mouth. After a few sucks, she stopped
and offered it back to Debra. Debra took another turn, then Carrie took it
Carrie and Debra were maintaining eye contact with each other, treating the
oral sex like a friendly game between them. Each time one of them put Ray's
cock in her mouth, the two women drew a little closer, until they were both
working on it at the same time, essentially kissing each other, with a penis
Ray found himself on the brink of orgasm, he stopped the women after he
remembered that he was doing this for Debra, that his pleasure was not the
point of this experience.
"What's the matter, Ray, don't you like it?" asked Debra.
"Oh, it's great!" he assured her. "But we're doing this for you, so maybe you
should, you know, fool around with Carrie or something."
"Sounds good to me," said Carrie. "Is that what you want to see, Ray, me
making out with your wife?" Ray nodded his head, and Carrie and Debra leaned
toward each other and kissed, first on the lips and then with their tongues.
Ray slid out from under them to get a better view.
Carrie slid over on the bed to get closer to Debra, the two women embraced as
they kissed again, and Carrie started running her hands over Debra's breasts.
Debra was slow to respond, as she didn't want to seem too experienced at
this, but eventually she caressed Carrie's breasts in return.
Ray couldn't believe the reaction he was having from watching Debra and
Carrie make out. Once he got over the initial shock, he found he was
incredibly turned on, and he wondered how far they were going to go.
Debra's moans of pleasure were also exciting him, proving to him that
this was what she wanted.
While kissing and caressing Debra, Carrie glanced over at Ray, whose member
had grown considerably while watching the women make out. After working one
hand down between Debra's legs, Carrie spoke up. "Now, Deb, I don't think we
should be neglecting Ray. Ray, why don't you come over here and fuck your
wife?" Carrie felt how wet Debra was getting as she played with her pussy.
Ray, as if in a trance, got up and came around the other side of the bed, as
Debra hiked her legs up to give him access. Carrie kept playing with Debra's
breasts as Ray began fucking her, then she leaned down to lick one of Debra's
Debra was moaning loudly, with Ray fucking her on one end and Carrie sucking
her nipples on the other. She was looking for a way to return the favor to
Carrie. "Climb up," she said to Carrie. "I want to taste you."
Carrie looked to Ray, as if seeking his approval. He motioned with his head
to let her know it was OK. Carrie sat up and swung one leg over Debra, facing
Ray so he could watch. Debra made sure Ray could see, then took a tentative
lick of Carrie's pussy, then another. Ray didn't seem to mind, in fact she
could feel him growing harder and fucking her faster as he watched her go
down on Carrie.
"That's it," said Carrie. "Lick my pussy. Lick it good."
The combination of watching Debra and listening to Carrie talking dirty was
pushing Ray over the edge. He started fucking Debra even faster, making her
moan harder as he came inside her. He kept an eye on Debra licking Carrie as
he relaxed - he could almost feel himself getting hard all over again.
* * *
Robbie stood at his old bedroom window, holding a pair of binoculars up to
his eyes. He was staring across the street, right into Ray and Debra's
"That's it, Debra, you horny slut, lick that pussy. Oh, yeah, you love it,
Carrie, don't you? Yeah, squeeze those big tits of yours..." he muttered as
he unzipped his pants and started playing with himself.
* * *
Ray separated from Debra and laid down on the bed. Carrie got off of Debra
and climbed over to straddle Raymond's face. "You want some of this, too?"
He grabbed her thighs and started licking her pussy, moving his face from
side to side. When Carrie saw how far Ray's large nose extended up past her
bush, she stopped him. "Hang, on, I've got an idea..." she said as she turned
around, so that when Ray licked her clit, he was actually penetrating her
with his nose!
Debra climbed onto Raymond's dick, facing Carrie and playing with her tits.
Carrie was getting excited and shouting out, "Oh, yeah, fuck me with your
nose! Stick it up there!"
"Now, why didn't I ever think of that?" wondered Debra.
Carrie noticed that Debra was fucking Ray. "Hey, don't wear him out! Save
some of that cock for me!"
"Don't worry," said Debra. "He usually lasts longer the second time."
* * *
Robbie was still watching the action when Frank walked in. "What's with all
the muttering? I'm trying to take a nap!"
Robbie quickly zipped up before his father could see what he was up to. "What
are you doing?" asked Frank. "Hey, are those my binoculars? I've been looking
"Uh, yeah, Pop. Sorry, I was just, uh, birdwatching."
Frank walked over and looked out the window. "Birdwatching, eh? Let me see!"
He grabbed the binoculars and looked across the street. "Holy crap! Who's
that sitting on Raymond's face? Man, Debra's gonna be steamed when she finds
"Look over to the right, Pa..."
"Jeez-a-lu! Debra's there too! Atta boy, Ray! Two women at once!"
"Come on, Dad, let me see!" demanded Robbie.
"No, way, they're my binoculars!" Frank said, as Robbie vainly put his hands
up to the window.
* * *
Carrie came with a violent orgasm as Ray tongued her clit, with his nose
teasing the folds of her pussy while Debra licked her nipples. When it
subsided she climbed off of Ray's face and laid down to relax. Ray and
Debra took the opportunity to flip over so Ray was on top.
After watching Ray and Debra for a few minutes, Carrie got back involved by
getting on her hands and knees on the bed. "Ray, how would you like to fuck
me in the ass?"
Ray seemed hesitant. "Really? I've never done that before..."
"Well, you're the perfect size for it."
Debra seemed very curious. "Come on, Ray, I want to see it."
Ray got off of Debra again and Carrie moved closer to the edge of the bed.
Ray stood close to Carrie and tried to find the right angle to approach her
from. Debra watched intently as Ray's penis sank into Carrie's asshole with
minimal effort and back out again.
Carrie moaned with a mix of pleasure and pain as Ray fucked her ass. As Ray
sped up, Debra realized that she couldn't really see the action, and then
she remembered her experience with Carrie, Robbie and Deacon in the hotel
room. She laid down on the bed and slid herself under Carrie, looking up
from between her legs to watch Ray's cock sliding in and out of her ass.
Once Ray got into a rhythm with Carrie, he noticed Debra had slid under
Carrie, almost into a 69 position with her. Ray got Carrie's attention and
nodded toward Debra's lower half. "Why don't you..." he said to Carrie,
sticking out his tongue to make his point.
Carrie smiled up at Ray, enjoying the fact that this man who had been so shy
about a threesome was now asking her to lick his wife's pussy. Carrie reached
her head down, surprising Debra by diving her face between her legs.
The sight of Carrie going down on Debra was bringing Ray close to another
orgasm, and Debra found herself close to the edge as well, turned on by
watching close-up anal sex as well as Carrie's tonguing of her clit.
* * *
"Will you look at that," said Frank. "Ray's got 'em stacked on top of each
"What are you two doing?" asked Marie, standing in the doorway to Robbie's
"Marie, come here, you gotta see this!"
"Dad, no!" shouted Robbie, raising his arms in frustration.
Marie walked over, realizing from the window's view what they were looking
at. "Frank, you're spying on Ray and Debra? You should be ashamed!"
"It's not just Ray and Debra," explained Frank. "They have a special guest!"
"What are you talking about?" asked Marie as she looked through the
binoculars. "Oh, my! I can't watch!" She put down the binoculars, but when
Frank picked them up again, she asked, "What's happening, Frank?"
* * *
Debra came again, and then got out of the way before Ray came in Carrie's
ass. After they separated, the three of them collapsed on the bed. "Did
you...have a good time?" Ray asked Debra.
"Yes, Ray. Thank you." she said as she kissed him on the forehead. Ray seemed
like he was about to take a nap.
* * *
Frank handed the binoculars back to Robbie. "Looks like the show's over," he
Robbie looked across the street to confirm this. "Yep, looks like it," he
said disappointedly. "I'm gonna go see if Amy wants to get together."
Marie left the room, and Frank followed. "Hey, Marie, I got an idea - how
about calling up one of your friends?"
"Forget it, Frank!"
* * *
As Ray slept, Debra and Carrie were getting dressed. "So, did you bring the
video?" Debra asked.
"Yeah, about that," said Carrie. "There's no video."
"What? But you said you had a camera..."
"No, what I said was that I told Deacon and Robbie that I had a camera. I
never said whether I did or not. Then I said that IF I had a videotape of
Robbie and Deacon, then I also had one of you."
"You mean that - you never - and I didn't have to..."
"You didn't have to do anything," said Carrie. "But I think you're glad that
"Get out," said Debra. "Just get out."
"OK, but don't try to tell me that you didn't enjoy our little games. When
you realize that you want to play again, just give me a call."
Carrie left, and Debra laid down next to Ray. For the moment, she just wanted
things to go back to normal, but she wasn't sure if that was even possible.
THE END (?)