Disclaimers: Empty Nest belongs to Susan Harris and Touchstone Television.
Playboy Magazine belongs to Mister Hugh M. Hefner and Playboy Enterprises,
Incorporated. This story is not-for-profit, but I own it.

Date: 09/11/2007

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Voyurism, female/female sex, female solo sex, male solo sex,
male/female sex, strong language

Categories: Het, slash, bi

Pairing: Barbara/f/m/f

Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.

Archive: Yes

Summary: After a depressed Barbara returns home, Charlie suggests that she
goes to a photographer friend of his and let him do a nude pictorial of her
with two blonde beauties.

Other Notes: This AU story is a birthday gift for Kristy McNichol, who was
born on the 11th day of September, 1962.

Dedication: Happy 45th Birthday to Kristy McNichol! -- ATK 2007

Empty Nest: Dead-End Slump
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])

It was in one of the many neighborhoods of Miami, Florida that a successful
pediatrician known as Doctor Harry Weston has allowed two of his grown
children -- a neurotic, high-strung recent divorcee named Carol and an
undercover police officer named Barbara -- to move back in and live with
him and his dog, Dreyfuss in spite of the fact that a womanizing cruise ship
employee whose name was Charlie was still living next door to them.

Speaking of which, after Carol had gone to visit one of her friends and her
father was still working at the hospital with his wise-cracking southern
nurse named Laverne, Barbara had came home with a look of depression on her
face just before Charlie had stepped into the Weston house with the intention
of mooching something to eat.

But that was before he had turned his eyes toward Barbara and noticed the
depressed look on her face, causing a curious Charlie to place his gentle
hand on her shoulder and ask, "What's wrong, Barbara?Don't you feel well?"
just before she had placed her hand on her forehead, let out a sigh and
said, "Just do me a favor and get lost, Charlie! Okay?"

That was before Charlie had taken a card out of his pocket, placed it in
front of the depressed undercover police officer and said, "Okay, Barbara.
I'll go. But if you're thinking that your life has suddenly hit a dead-end
and wondering what else would there be for you to do, just call the number
of this card. Just a suggestion."

And then, after he had finally left the Weston house, Barbara has moved her
hand off of her forehead, took a look at the card that Charlie had left
behind and discovered that it was the phone number of a photographer for
some erotic magazine, which had caused her to realized what had happened to
a New York City police officer named Carol Shaya -- whose employment with
the NYPD was terminated after her appearence in the August 1994 issue of
Playboy Magazine -- and a Springfield, Ohio police officer named Barbara
Schantz, who had posed naked in Playboy's May 1982 issue.

But after she had also realized that in his own way, Charlie had made a
really good point and it was that really good point that had caused Barbara
to take a deep breath, call the number on the card and set-up a meeting with
Charlie's photographer friend in order to ask him a few questions.

And then, about a few minutes later, after she had left a note for her
'daddy' and placed it on the fridge, a reluctant Barbara had stepped out of
the Weston house, got into her car and drove herself all the way over to the
photogrpaher's studio within downtown Miami, where she had stepped into one
of the studio rooms and became shocked at the sight of a pair of young and
beautiful blonde bare-ass naked babes sitting on a large sofa and smoking on
a pair of cigarettes.

That was before a young and handsome male hunk with dark-brown hair had
walked himself up towards an unsuspecting Barbara and placed his gentle hands
on her shoulders, causing her to turn quickly around and look at the handsome
stud, who had raised his hands up in front of her and said, "I'm sorry about
that. I really didn't mean to shock you like that. You must be Barbara
Weston. My name is David Warburton and the two blondes on the sofa are Sharon
and Lisa. Well, now that we know who we are, I do believe that its time for
Barbara to get naked and for us to start our little photo-shoot. Okay?"

And then, after she had taken a deep breath and allowed herself to remember
that it was the only way for her to get herself out of her dead-end slump, a
reluctant Barbara has stripped off all of her clothes and placed herself on
the same sofa and in-between Sharon and Lisa just in time for David to start
shooting one picture after another of the bare-ass naked trio, while Sharon
had started pumping two of her fingers in and out of Barbara's hot, wet pussy
and kissing Barbara ever so passionately on the lips and Lisa had placed two
of Barbara's fingers inside her hot, moist snatch and began sucking on
Barbara's firm breasts.

That was before David had taken all of his clothes off and began stroking his
stiff cock just in time for Sharon to start licking all over Barbara's nude
body--all the way down to her hot and steamy cunt and carressing her stiff
mounds and Barbara has placed her hand on Sharon's bare shoulder and said,
"Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Sharon! Do it, Lisa! Touch me! Touch
me there! Suck my tits and wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!"

And then, after David had moved himself closer to the three newfound lesbian
lovers and placed his stone hard dick inside Sharon's asshole, one of his
hands on Lisa's bare back and the other hand on Barbara's bare shoulder, the
bare-ass naked undercover police officer had suddenly realized that she was
able to experience the one thing that she had never experienced with any
size group before, for she was experiencing pure and untamed erotica... and
enjoying every minute of it.

Just then, after David has placed his stiff cock inside Barbara's cunt and
started licking on Lisa's pussy, Barbara had started licking on Sharon's
snatch and carressing her tits and Lisa has placed her hand on Sharon's
silky-smooth naked thigh and began sucking on her bare toes, causing a
sexually-energized Sharon to place her hands on Barbara's bare back and yell
at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, LISA! DO IT,

And then, after the four newfound bi-sexual lovers had started moving
themselves harder and faster and their lovemaking has finally moved itself
to Miami, Barbara, Sharon, Lisa and David had came and collapsed due to
exhaustion and fell asleep with their naked arms in a lover's embrace.

Just then, after she had stepped out of David's photography studio and got
into her car, Barbara had taken a deep breath, let out a small smile and
realized that as soon as she returns to the Weston house, she should go over
to Charlie's place and thank him for his wonderful suggestion... and if her
sister, their 'daddy' and the other officers in the City of Miami, Florida
police force find out about what she had done and freak out over it, then
they should just go fuck their own asses for all she cares.



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