Disclaimer: Entertainment Tonight belongs to CBS-Paramount Television. This
story is not-for-profit, but I own it.
Warnings: Voyurism, female solo sex, female/female sex, male solo sex, strong
language, male/female sex
Categories: Het, slash, bi
Pairing: Mary Hart/Vanessa Minnillo/Teri Hatcher/James Denton
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Other Notes: This AU story is a birthday gift for Mary Hart, who was born on
the Eighth day of November, 1950.
Summary: After she celebrates her birthday with her friends inside the
ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT studios, Mary Hart leaves the party -- followed by a
curious Vanessa Minnillo -- to a secret rendezvous at Teri Hatcher's house.
Dedication: Happy 56th Birthday to Mary Hart! -- ATK 2006
Entertainment Tonight: Mary Hart's Secret Rendezvous
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
Let me ask all of you hardcore ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT fans this one question:
What do you think would happen if one of your friends discovers that you had
left work early to go to a secret rendezvous and decides to follow you and
find out who you were having that rendezvous with?
And if you want to know what I was trying to get at with that one question,
I guess that I might as well answer it by telling you the story that I happen
to be writing right now, which had began on the early evening hours of the
Eighth day of November and after the show has finally wrapped just in time
for all of the show's cast and crew to gather around and celebrate Mary
Anyway, after all of the party guests had joined Mary in eating some birthday
cake, opening her gifts and having such a wonderful time, the birthday girl
had looked at her watch, turned her eyes towards her fellow co-worker, Mark
Steines and said, "Say, Mark. I have an appointment to go to. Could you
please do me a favor and tell the rest of the gang that I'll see them
And after he had given that question some thought and figured that she must
be going to see a doctor about something, an understanding Mark had placed
his gentle hand on Mary's shoulder and said, "Sure, Mary. I'll tell them for
you. You just go to your appointment and we'll see you tomorrow."
And then, after she had given Mark a big friendly hug and left the
ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT studios, one of her co-workers, a curious Vanessa
Minnillo has decided to also leave early in order to start following Mary
out of the studio and into the parking lot, where she had spotted the
birthday girl getting into her car and driving herself out of the parking
Then, after she had gotten into her car and drove herself out of the parking
lot, Vanessa had started following Mary, who was driving herself all the way
to the home of one of the stars of the hit ABC-TV series, DESPERATE
HOUSEWIVES known as Teri Hatcher.
And then, after Mary had gotten herself out of her car and looked around to
see that no one else was following her, she had rang the doorbell and allowed
the front door to open and let her step inside the house just before a
still-curious Vanessa had stepped out of her hiding place and carefully moved
herself over to the back porch.
And after she had carefully stepped on to the porch and opened the back door,
Vanessa had stepped inside the house and discovered that a faint glow was
coming from the living room, causing her to quietly move herself closer to
that glow and discover that a bare-ass naked Mary was pumping two of her
fingers in and out of her hot, wet pussy and carressing her own tits with the
That was before a nude Teri had placed herself in front of Mary, wraped
her arms around the ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT reporter and kissed her ever so
passionately on the lips just before Teri had started licking all over Mary's
nude body -- all the way down to her hot, moist snatch and carressing her
And while she was watching the whole thing, Vanessa was unaware of a bare-ass
naked James Denton walking up behind her and stroking his stiff cock just
before he had placed his gentle hand on her shoulder and caused a shocked
Vanessa to turn herself quickly around and look at James like she was about
to say to him, "What the fucking hell are you doing?Have you gone out of your
But that was before the DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES hunk had placed the tips of his
fingers and said, "Whoa!Take it easy, Vanessa. There's no need for you to say
anything. I'll be as gentle as possible with you. All you need to do now is
just relax... and enjoy it."
And then, after they had kissed each other ever so passionately on the lips,
Vanessa had stripped off all of her clothes and allowed James to place his
stone hard dick inside her asshole and his hands on her stiff mounds just
before Mary had placed her hands on Teri's bare shoulders and said,
"Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Teri! Touch me! Touch me there! Suck
my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!"
Then, after both James and Vanessa had moved themselves closer to the
two lesbian lovers and she had started sucking on Mary's tits, the two
ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT reporters had suddenly realized that they were
allowing themselves to experience the one thing that they had never
experienced with any of their co-workers before, for they were
experiencing pure and untamed erotica... and enjoying every minute of
Just then, after James had placed his stiff cock inside Mary's pussy and
started licking on Vanessa's snatch, Mary had started licking on Teri's hot
and steamy cunt and carressing her tits and Vanessa had placed one of her
hands on Teri's silky-smooth naked thigh and started sucking on her bare
toes, causing a sexually-energized Teri to place her hands on Mary's bare
shoulders and yell at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO
IT, MARY! DO IT, VANESSA! TOUCH ME! SUCK MY TOES! SUCK MY WET PUSSY DRY!
FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And then, after the four newfound bi-sexual lovers had started moving
themselves harder and faster and their lovemaking has made its final
appearence on ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT, Teri, James, Mary and Vanessa had
came and collapsed due to exhaustion and fell asleep with their naked
arms in a lover's embrace.
Just then, after the two ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT reporters had woken themselves
up from their little nap and gotten themselves dressed, both Mary and Vanessa
had sneaked themselves out of Teri's house and walked over to Mary's car,
where she had looked at Vanessa, took a deep breath and said, "I'm sorry that
you had to get caught up in our little rendezvous, Vanessa. It's just that I
was hoping that we could keep just between the three of us. Look, Vanessa. If
you don't want to speak to me anymore, I'll understand."
But that was before an understanding Vanessa had looked at Mary with a small
smile on her face, placed her gentle hands on Mary's cheeks, gave Mary a
gentle kiss on the lips and said in a soft voice, "Happy Birthday, Mary,"
just before they had gotten into their cars and drove themselves back to
their homes, where they would get some sleep and be ready for a whole new
day of reporting for ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT.