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This is a parody, not the real thing, all done in fun, to be read by adult
adults only!



Flintstons/Jetsons: The Jetsonís Cave People Gangbang (M+FF,orgy,drugs)
by Dr. Bone

"Barney! I am going to give you a fat lip how could you spend all our
vacation money on Joe Rockhead's granite juice farm!" said Fred as he chased
his buddy through the house.

"Fred! Barney! Stop! There is a beeping sound coming from the closet."

The two men forgot their feud long enough to investigate the noise. "It's
coming from my old bowling bag." said Fred pulling the bag from the closet.

"I haven't touched this bag in years." said Fred perplexed at what was going
on. He opened it and there was something inside that the primitive world of
Fred Flintstone had seen precious little of, metal. It was a sphere made of
the rare stuff.

"Somehow this looks very familiar," said the three of them as they felt
compelled to reach out and touch the ball. As they did memories came flooding
back of a future they once had visited. They remembered George Jetson, his
boy Elroy, daughter Judy and Jane his wife and their misadventures together.
All of which of course was wiped from their minds until now to prevent the
past from becoming contaminated and thus altering the future.

"Sorry to bother you like this Fred, we left this time beacon in case we ever
had to get in contact with you again and we need to. Spacely Pharmaceuticals,
a branch of the company I work for, needs a plant that only grows in your
time, the skunky-Barney weed. So we will be stopping by, maybe we could have
that barbeque that we did not have time to have the last time. We will be
arriving at eight tomorrow evening. Looking forward to seeing you all again,
Jetson out."

Fred was a little bit slow taking his hand off the globe so he then heard
something he should not have. The sphere, like most things from Spacely
Sprockets was defective, the off switch was broken.

"George must we do this? Those people smell funny," came the voice of Jane
Jetson.

"Oh I don't know the little one is funny, it's the big fat one I can't
stand," said Judy as the rest of the modern stone age family put their hands
back on the globe giving Barney a chuckle at Fred's expense.

"Come on now, Spacely will give me a bonus. And it is not the weed alone that
we are after, we need that barbeque sauce they have. We accidentally brought
back some and when it was combined with the skunky-Barney weed it became the
ultimate aphrodisiac. Those dumb cave people won't know what hit them." said
George.

"Dumb cave people. Why I ought to..." said Fred.

"But what can we do? They are from the future. They have better everything,
including weapons. We have to be careful Fred."

"Ultimate aphrodisiac that gives me an idea." said Barney.

"What are you mumbling about Barney?" said Fred.

"Well they want something to get them horny, lets give it to them. Two
million years early to be specific."

Wilma smiled and said "We will have a Dabba Doo time."

The rest of them joined in "A Dabba Doo time, a Gay old time."

They brought Betty in on what was happening by having her touch the globe.
Wilma had the idea to call the Loyal Order of Water Buffalo for a fund raiser
they would not forget.

Commercial...

Fade in to the Flinstones in their yard getting the food ready on the grill
while Barney gets a batch of his own special skunky weed juice ready.

The Jetsons minus Elroy who had the Martian Flu appear in a flash of light
over the cave peopleĎs heads. George brings the car down and they pop the
bubble roof open. Fred and Barney quickly push the car into the garage while
the Jetsons set up a field that prevents anyone from seeing them in Fred's
backyard.

"Hello Fred or as you like to say, Yabba Dabba Doo." said George extending
his hand to Fred. The two men shook hands.

After some small talk Fed said "Lets have some dinner and then we will talk
about that weed you wanted."

"Oh George could you help me and Betty get down the stew pot we need?" said
Wilma.

"Fred you and Barney keep Judy and Jane entertained, and be on your best
behavior." said Betty.

George struggled to get the heavy pot down while Betty and Wilma began to
fuss over which sauce to use. "Can you taste it George?"

George knew that the nanites he and his family had taken would prevent any
sort of food poisoning they could get from this era's food, so he tasted it.
The first was bland, the second had a familiar taste.

"What is in this one?" he asked the now smiling Betty and Wilma.

The girls giggled and said some of Barney's special spice. George took
another taste and felt his spandex pants start to get tighter as his cock
grew hard.

"Me and Wllma were debating. Did all that soft living in the future make you
men softer? Yow! I guess not!" said Betty as she pulled out George's caveman
sized cock.

"That Jane is a lucky girl!" said Wilma getting onto her knees as she undid
her top. "I'm going to leave my necklace on like I do when I blow Fred."

"And Barney." Betty added giggling as she stripped.

"Jane! Judy!" George yelled.

"Don't worry the boys are taking care of them." Wilma said then she took his
cock deep into her throat.

Commercial....

"Thanks for setting the table girls." said Fred as Barney grinned a wicked
grin.

"No problem. I wonder what is keeping George so long." said Jane.

"Well while we wait taste this girls and tell me what you think."

Jane and Judy both tasted the sauce that Fred used to baste the oversized
hunk of meat they were cooking. Instantly it became warm for the two women.
"Probably you ladies are not used to the hot sun of Bedrock. Maybe would
feel better if you took off all that clothes of yours."

"I don't know." said Jane but the heat was so great. She began to strip as
did her daughter. The two cavemen watched.

"So, you don't like the fat one?" said Fred bitterly quoting what they had
overheard through the communication sphere. "Well how about this fat one?"
Fred pulled off his robe and took down his underwear to show his fat cave
cock.

"And what about this one?" said Barney who surprisingly had a cock bigger
than Fred's.

A moment latter Fred was fucking Judy's futuristic silver haired pussy. If
someone had told her she would be bent over a rough picnic table being banged
by a caveman she would not believed it, or how much she was loving it. He
held her hands behind her back as he slammed it into her.

Barney was eating Jane's pussy and then he did a trick Betty loved, he nose
fucked her with is big nose.

"Oh mom, I am being fucked by a big fat cave man and loving it! What would
Jet Screamer say?"

"Tell me about it!" said Jane as Barney pushed his big cock up Jane's tight
futuristic snatch.

"Pump me." said Betty as George fucked her. He knew he should be worried
about Jane and Judy but he was just too horny for words. Wilma tongued his
asshole as he slammed her best friend.

"Oh! Wilma! Let's give our future stud the Yabba Dabba! Doo! Treatment!"

"Oh! I don't know Betty! Do you think he is ready for it?"

"I am! Whatever it is!" cried George.

"Okay! Big Boy!" Wilma put some spit on her finger and worked it in and out
of George's asshole. Betty stopped him from thrusting and began to squeeze
his cock with her pussy as Wilma cranked his cock with her other hand. George
blew his nuts like he never had before.

"Gee I wonder how the girls are doing?" Asked George, but the question
slipped his mind as Wilma began to suck his cock again.

"Jane! Judy! I'd like to introduce you to my lodge brothers. That's Joe
Slate, Joe Rockhead, Rick Ore, Jim Opal, Fred Quartz, Sam Stone and Harold
Stone."

The future women tried to cover up their breasts but just touching them made
them more horny. The men pulled out their cocks. Soon mother and daughter had
all their holes plugged as Fred and Barney took pictures. More cave men (and
some women too) formed a line each paying the equivalent of twenty dollars to
fuck the future women. And even so it was a cruel torture for them because
there jus was not enough cock and pussy for them.

"You ladies enjoying yourselves? Not bad for a bunch of smelly caveman huh!"
said Barney. The women wanted to stop but could not. They were slick from the
cum of the over three dozen Waterbuffalo that were banging them and they
wanted more.

"Jane! Judy! What is going on here?" said George seeing his wife and daughter
being used like sluts in the holo videos her watched at work when he goofed
off.

"I can't help it. Gulp! Slurp! Daddy." said Judy. She went over and got down
on her knees in front of her father and started to suck him off.

"Judy that is no way to act! You are supposed to call me over to help!" said
Jane sucking on Judy's tits.

"Ubah! Dobba!" George said as Judy got on top of him and humped the shit out
of him as Jane sat on his face.

"Ubah! Doobba?" mimicked Wilma and Betty.

"Oh! That is the same as Yabah! Dabba! Do!" said Fred and Barney as they
jerked off onto their wives willing faces.

The orgy continued for several hours.

In the end the Jetsons were so worn out they could barely get into their time
craft to go home.

"Jetson! Where is the weed we sent you to get?"

George made some lame excuse. Spacely called him a weakling and said he would
get it himself. He would take his wife and charm the stupid cave people.

As he left George muttered under his breath, "Yabba Dabba! Doo! To you boss."

    

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