Disclaimer: Friends belongs to Warner Brothers Television and
Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions. This story is not-for-profit, but I own

Date: 03/14/2005

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Strong language, female/female sex

Category: Slash

Pairings: Rachel/Tracy Ryan, Phoebe/Jenna Jameson/Rebecca Lord

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Archive: Yes

Summary: After she had another falling-out with Ross, Phoebe invites Rachel
to help her get her new friends -- who happen to be porn stars -- settled
into their new home.

Other Notes: This story is a birthday gift to Tracy Ryan, who was born on
March the 14th, 1972.

Dedication: Happy Birthday to Tracy Ryan! -- ATK 2005

Friends: Phoebe's New Friends
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected] com)

It was on the Fourteenth day of March that an upset Rachel Green had stormed
her way into the Central Perk coffeehouse, slamed her purse on the table in
front of four of her good friends and said, "That's it!I've had it!I'm not
going to date that son-of-a-bitch anymore!"

"Whoa, Ross is really going to be pissed when he hears about this," said a
shocked Joey Tribbiani, just before Rachel had turned her hate-filled eyes
towards him and said, "I was talking about Ross, you stupid piece-of-shit!"

"Hey, Rachel. What's the matter with you?" asked a concerned Monica Geller,
after she had helped Rachel sit herself down on the sofa. "I mean, I've seen
you get mad before, but this is something else."

And then, after she had heard what Monica had said and turned her sad and
soulful eyes towards her roommate, Rachel had wrapped her arms around Monica,
let out a sigh and said, "I'm sorry about what I've just did, Monica. It's
just that Ross and I were suppossed to go on our usual romantic date. I've
arrived at his apartment early to save him the trouble of picking me up at
my place, only to find tha shit-head in bed with another woman...and they

"Whoa, Ross! How lucky could you get?" asked a smiling Joey, after he had
turned his head towards the door and gave it the thumbs up.

And then, after the other male friend, Chandler Bing had gotten himself out
of one of the two chairs, he had walked over to Joey's chair, placed his hand
on the top of Joey's head and said, "Trust me, Ladies. Another few minutes
and it'll be compleatly ripe."

"I know that you guys are trying to make me feel better and I appreciate
it," said Rachel, while she was wiping the tears from her eyes with a
handkerchief. "It's just that I don't know what to do now."

"Oh-oh, I know!I know!" said a wide-eyed Phoebe Buffay, after she had placed
her friendly hands on Rachel's shoulders. "Why don't you come with me and
help get my new friends moved into this new apartment of theirs?"

"Hey, that would be a great idea, Phoebe," said a smiling Monica, after she
had placed her hands on top of Rachel's. "You should look at it this way,
Rachel. At least it'll be better than sitting around here and feeling sorry
for yourself."

Just then, after she had given the suggestion some thought and realized
that Monica was right, Rachel and Phoebe had driven themselves over to an
apartment building on the other side of town.

As soon as they've got there and took a couple of boxes out of a moving van,
the two friends had stepped into an elevator and rode it up to the floor that
the apartment happens to be on.

After they've gotten to the flor and stepped out of the elevator, Phoebe had
turned her head towards Rachel and said, "Okay, Rachel. Before we go inside,
I want to ask you to please don't be afraid if you notice my new friends are
a little unusual."

"Oh, come on, Phoebe. We happen to be friends with Chandler, Joey, Ross and
Monica," said a smiling Rachel, after she had let out a small giggle. "Why
should your new friends be any different?"

But just as Phoebe was about to answer that question, the apartment door has
opened and a nude Jenna Jameson had stepped out of the apartment, took a box
out of Phoebe's hands and said, "Hey, Phoebe! You've made it. Come on in.
Tracy's trying out one of her birthday gifts."

And after Jenna had walked back into the apartment and the two friends had
looked at each other, Phoebe had placed one of her hands on Rachel's shoulder
and said, "Remember, Rachel. You're the one who asked."

Just then, after they've walked into the apartment and Rachel had placed the
box that she had in her hands on the living room floor, she and Phoebe had
noticed that two of Jenna's fellow porn stars, Tracy Ryan and Rebecca Lord
were also naked.

But after she had noticed that Tracy was taking some nude photos of Rebecca
with a new camera that she had gotten for her birthday, Rachel had taken a
deep breath and said, "Maybe they're actually shooting a pictorial for
Playboy magazine."

Then suddenly, after she had turned her head towards the two friends and let
out a smile, Tracy had walked over to Rachel and Phoebe and asked, "Why don't
the both of you take your clothes off and join in on the fun?"

Now, in a normal sense, after Rachel had heard a naked woman invite her to
join in on something that she doesn't feel comfortable doing, she would say
'no thank you' to that person and get herself out of there.

But instead of that, after she had realized that it might be able to help
her get over her recent problems with Ross, Rachel had taken a deep breath,
allowed a small smile to appear on her lips and answered, "Okay, I think I
will join in on the fun."

And then, after she had removed all of her clothes, Rachel had placed her
nude body on the sofa and allowed Tracy to take a few snapshots of her erotic
pose, while Jenna and Rebecca had started kissing and carressing each other's
naked frames.

Then, after she had placed the camera on the coffee table and slowly walked
over to her latest subject, Tracy had laid herself next to Rachel, gently
placed her hand on Rachel's cheek and moved her lips closer to her newfound
friend's, causing a suddenly-startled Rachel to move her head away from Tracy
and said, "Tracy, wait-a-minute. I'm so very sorry about this, but I really
don't think that we...!"

However, just as she was about to say another word, Tracy had placed the tips
of her fingers on Rachel's lips and said, "Sssshhhh. It's going to be okay,
Rachel. You don't have to say anything. I also don't need to be afraid. All
you need to do is relax...and enjoy it."

And with that, Tracy and Rachel had kissed each other ever so passionately
on the lips, just before Jenna and Rebecca had spotted Phoebe standing right
where she was and watching tracy and Rachel with wide-eyes, causing the two
porn stars to slowly walk over to Phoebe and gently place their hands on her

And then, just as she was about to ask the porn actresses what they were
about to do to her, Rebecca had placed the tips of her fingers on Phoebe's
lips and said, "No, Phoebe. You don't have to say anything. It's okay. All
you need to do is relax...and enjoy it."

Then, after Rebecca had kissed Phoebe ever so passionately on the lips and
she and Jenna had placed their hands inside her pants and started carressing
her hot, wet pussy, Tracy had started licking all over Rachel's body -- all
the way down to her hot, moist snatch and carressing her firm breasts.

"Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Tracy!" said Rachel, after she had
slowly licked her lips and placed her hands on Tracy's bare back. "Touch me!
Touch me there! Suck my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!"

Just then, while Tracy and Rachel were enjoying their moment of pure erotic
pleasure, Jenna and Rebecca had removed all of Phoebe's clothes from her
nude body and Jenna had started licking on Phoebe's cunt, while Rebecca had
started sucking on the tips of Phoebe's breasts.

"Oooohhhh, yeeeeaaaahhhh! That's it! Let me have it!" said Phoebe, after she
had placed one of her hands on Rebecca's bare back and the other hand on
Jenna's bare shoulder. "Give it to me! Give it to me now! Suck the living the
daylights out of my wet pussy! Aaaahhhh!"

A few minutes later, after Tracy has placed herself in front of Rachel and
started rubbing their pussies against each other, Rachel had placed her hands
on Tracy's bare legs and yelled, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, TRACY!

Meanwhile, in the other side of the room, Rebecca had allowed Phoebe to place
her cunt over her and started licking on it, while Jenna has placed herself
in front of Rebecca and started rubbing their snatches against each other and
Phoebe had started sucking on Jenna's bare toes.

sexually-energized Jenna, while Phoebe was also carressing her inner thigh.

And then, after they've started moving harder and faster and their lovemaking
has reached its final trip to New York City's own Times Square, the newfound
lesbian lovers had cum and collapsed due to exhaustion.

Just then, after she had opened her eyes and noticed that Tracy was still
asleep on top of her and Phoebe, Jenna and Rebecca were still snuggled-up to
each other and snoozing their heads off, Rachel had allowed a small smile to
appear on her lips, slowly slipped herself out from underneath Tracy and
walked into the bathroom to take a piss.

And after she had flushed the toilet and looked at herself in the bathroom
mirror, Tracy had walked into the room, placed h hands on Rachel's breasts
and her head on Rachel's bare back, let out a sigh and said, "So, Rachel.
Have you finally lived?"

"I've done more than live, Tracy," answered a smiling Rachel, after she had
turned herself around and placed her hands on Tracy's bare hips. "I've been
reborn...and I owe it all to you."

And then, after they've looked at each other for a minute or two, a
no-longer-depressed Rachel Green and her newfound lesbian lover, Tracy Ryan
had kissed each other ever so passionately on the lips.

Meanwhile, on the very next day at the Central Perk coffeehouse, Ross Geller
had ran into the place, noticed his sister, Monica and three of their friends
sitting around and sipping coffee.

"Hey, Guys. Is Rachel in here somewhere?" asked Ross, after he had sat
himself in a chair and tried to catch his breath. "I just want to say to her
that I was sorry and I'm willing to start all over."

"Hey, Ross. That's great," said a smiling Joey, after he had placed his
coffee mug on the small table. "Maybe the three of you could finally get
together for a threesome."

Then, after he had heard what Joey had said, a confused Ross had pointed his
finger at the loveable dimbulb and asked, "What is he talking about?"

"Bad news, Ross," answered Chandler, after he had taken a deep breath.
"Rachel had dumped you for another woman, who she had met at this apartment
that she had gone with Phoebe...!"

And then, just as Chandler was about to say another word, he and the other
friends had looked at Ross and noticed a blank state on his face, causing his
concerned sister to place her hand on top of Ross' and asked, "Are you okay,

"I'm fine, Monica," answered Ross, after he had gotten himself oout of the
chair and started walking towards the door. "Actually, I'm more than fine.
I'm great! Actually, I'm more than great! I'M FLAT-OUT FUCKING TERRIFIC!"

Then, after an upset Ross had stormed out of the coffeehouse, Joey had wiped
his forehead and said, "Whoa, what a relief. Because I've also thought that
he was going to be pissed."



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