Disclaimer: Home Improvement belongs to Touchstone Television and Wind Dancer
Productions. This story is not-for-profit, but I own it.
Warnings: Strong language, male/female sex
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Summary: After they've returned home from the party that Tim had turned
into a disaster, something had caused Brad to give Jill an unusual birthday
Other Notes: This AU story is a birthday gift to Patricia Richardson, who was
born on February the 23rd, 1951.
Dedication: Happy Birthday to Patricia Richardson! -- ATK 2005
Home Improvement: Jill And Brad
by Andrew Troy Keller (atk440@aol. com)
You know, each and every time I watch the TV series entitled HOME IMPROVEMENT
and noticed just how much Jill Taylor loves her husband, Tim 'The Tool Man'
Taylor, in spite of his many faults, I still wonder what would happen if she
were to find sexual pleasure with someone else.
Case in point: It was on the Twenty-Third day of February that an upset Jill
and her older son, Brad had returned home compleatly covered in snow and
not-too-happy about what had happened at the surprise birthday party that
Tim and his Tool Time co-stars, Al Borland and Heidi Keppert had thrown for
"God fucking damn it! I'm beginning to hate that father of yours!" said an
angry Jill, after she had taken off her coat and thrown it at the washer in
the garage. "I've told him that I don't want to take part in a snowball
fight!B ut does he listen to me? No, he doesn't!"
"Well, Mom. At least, he's still trying to let you know that he loves you,"
said Brad, after he had taken off his shirt and placed it on top of the dryer
next to the washer. "And besides, Mark had also got a big kick out of it."
And after she had let out a small giggle, removed her blouse and placed it in
the kitchen sink, Jill had taken a deep breath and said, "You know, Brad. You
sound just like Wilson. Besides, it's too bad that Randy's out of town,
because he might've enjoyed it as well."
But then, after she had turned towards her son and the both of them had
looked at the wonderful bodies that they've had on each other, Jill and
Brad had looked at each other's eyes for a minute or two, wrapped their
arms around themselves and kissed each other ever so passionately on the
However, after the kiss, an embarressed Jill had pulled her head away from
Brad and said, "I'm sorry, Brad. I really don't know why I've done that.
It's just that...!"
But before she was about to say another word, Brad had gently placed his
hands on Jill's cheeks and gave her another passionate kiss on the lips,
just before they've moved themselves into the living room, removed all of
their clothes and placed their nude bodies on the floor.
"Aaaahhhh, yes! That's it! Do it, Brad!" said Jill, after Brad had started
licking all over her body--all the way down to her hot, wet pussy and
carressing her firm breasts. "Touch me! Touch me there! Suck my wet pussy
And then, at that exact moment, Jill had suddenly realized that she was
experiencing something that she hadn't experienced with someone younger than
Tim before, for she was experiencing pure and untamed erotica -- and enjoying
every minute of it.
Just then, after Brad had placed his stiff cock inside her asshole and used
each of his hands to carress both her breasts and pussy, Jill had placed
her hands on his bare arms and yelled, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT,
SHIT-HEAD! FUCK ME! I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME! SLAM IT ALL INTO ME! MAKE ME
WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And then, after they've started moving harder and faster and their lovemaking
has reached its final episode of Tool Time, the two newfound lovers had cum
and collpased due to exhaustion.
After they were both finally able to catch their breath, Jill had placed her
head on Brad's chest, let out a sigh and said, "Look, Brad. Let's not tell
your father about this, okay? Because I still love him very much and I don't
want to do anything to break his heart."
"It's okay, Mom. I understand," said an understanding Brad, after he had
gently placed his hand on Jill's head. "Besides, I do believe that this one
hell of a way to give you a birthday present."
And then, after they've shared a small chuckle between them, both Jill and
Brad had snuggled-up to each other and fallen asleep within their naked arms,
while the rest of Detroit had kept on doing their normal daily business.
Just then, after the Tool Man and his younger son had finally gotten home,
Tim had looked around and called, "Jill! Brad! Are you guys still here?"
"Here I am, Tim. I've just had to take care of some laundry," answered a
smiling Jill, after she had stepped out of the garage and towards her beloved
husband. "Oh, one more thing."
And after she had given him a small kiss on the cheek, a confused Tim had
looked at Jill and asked, "Okay, what was that for?"
"That was for saying that I'm sorry for getting angry at you," said Jill,
after she had wrapped her arms around Tim. "And to also thank you for
throwing me such a wonderful birthday party."
But then, after he had looked at the fence in the backyard, Tim had turned
towards Jill and asked, "Have you had a talk with Wilson after you and Brad
had gotten home?"