Disclaimer: Home Improvement belongs to Touchstone Television and Wind Dancer
Productions. This story is not-for-profit, but I own it.
Warnings: Drug use, voyurism, female/female sex, male solo sex, male/female
sex, incest, strong language
Categories: Het, slash, bi
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Summary: After Jill's sister Carrie challenges Heidi to a chug-a-lug contest,
The Tool Time Girl gets so drunk that Brad and his Aunt Nancy volunteers to
take her home.
Other Notes: This AU story is a birthday gift for Debbe Dunning, who was born
of July 11, 1966.
Dedication: Happy 40th Birthday to Debbe Dunning! -- ATK 2006
Home Improvement: Life Of The Party
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
If you were to ask me, I do believe that the people who had attended the
anniversary party of Binford Tools on the Eleventh day of the month of July
are still wishing that they had been unable to do so instead of getting
themselves drunk out of their minds and doing something completely stupid.
Which -- of course -- brings us to one of Binford's employees, a young and
beautiful female member of the 'Tool Time' gang with dark-brown hair named
Heidi Keppert, who had no choice, but to attend that party like her
co-workers, Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor and Al Borland.
Anyway, since the head of Binford Tools known as Bud Harper had also allowed
them to invite a guest or two to the party, Tim was able to invite his wife
Jill, their three sons Brad, Randy and Mark, his brother Marty, his brother's
wife Nancy and his neighbor Wilson Wilson Junior to go with him and allow
Jill to invite her sister Carrie, since she was doing good at being the life
of the party anyway.
But that was before they had arrived at the party and Carrie had suddenly
asked for someone to challenge her in a chug-a-lug contest, causing Heidi
to realize that she was so sick and tired of being noticed as just a
calender-girl-type babe and stepped up to take the challenge.
Just then, as soon as one of the other Binford employees had poured some
champaign into one glass after another and the two challengers had taken
their places, that one Binford employee had shouted "ONE, TWO, THREE, GO!"
just before both Carrie and Heidi had started picking up a glass, gulping
down the bubbly inside it and placed it back on the table before picking
up another one.
But that was before Bud was finally able to put the chug-a-lug challenge to
an end and discovered that Heidi had suddenly became so drunk out of her mind
that he had started asking for any volunteers to take Heidi home, clean her
up and put her to bed with hopes that she would be clean and sober for work
on the very next day.
Which had caused both Tim's oldest son Brad and his brother's wife Nancy to
step up and volunteer to take Heidi home before things had gone from bad to
worse, causing The Tool Man and the rest of the party guests to step out of
the way and allow both Brad and Nancy to pick Heidi up off the floor and
carry her out of the building.
Just then, after they had arrived at Heidi's home and carried her into the
bathroom, Nancy had asked Brad to go get some clean towels out of the hall
closet, turned on the water, removed all of Heidi's clothes and stripping
off all of her clothes just before she had placed herself and the boozed-up
Tool Time Girl inside the shower.
But just as she was about to reach for the soap, Heidi had looked at Nancy's
wonderfully-built bare-ass naked body, let out a small smile and moved her
lips closer to those of Tim's sister-in-law, only to have a reluctant Nancy
move her head away from The Tool Time Girl's, take a deep breath and say,
"Look, Heidi. I really don't think that we should be doing this. You see...!"
But then, just as she was about to say another word, a small-smiling Heidi
had placed the tips of her fingers on Nancy's lips and said, "Sssshhhh. It's
okay, Nancy. As long as we're the only ones in here, we have nothing to be
afraid of. All you need to do now is just relax... and enjoy it."
And with that, both Heidi and Nancy had kissed each other ever so
passionately on the lips just before The Tool Time Girl had started licking
all over Nancy's nude body -- all the way down to her hot, wet pussy and
carressing her firm breasts and Brad had walked into the bathroom with some
clean towels and catch a glimpse of what Heidi and Nancy were doing in the
shower, causing him to take all of his clothes off and start pumping his
And then, after Brad had stepped inside the shower and placed his stone hard
dick inside Heidi's asshole and his hands on his aunt's bare shoulders, Nancy
had placed one of her hands on her hunky nephew's bare arm and the other hand
on Heidi's bare shoulder and said, "Aaaahhhh! What are you guys doing to me?
Please don't do this! I don't want it! Stop! Oooohhhh! Please, you guys!
Don't stop! Yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Heidi! Touch me! Touch me there!
Suck my wet pussy dry while Brad fucks you in the ass! Aaaahhhh!"
Then, after they had lowered themselves down to the floor of the shower,
Brad had taken his stiff cock out of Heidi's backdoor and allowed his aunt
to start sucking on it and Heidi had started pumping two of her fingers in
and out of Nancy's cunt and sucking on her stiff mounds, the sister-in-law
of Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor had suddenly realized that she was experiencing
something that she had never experienced with anyone other than her husband
Marty before, for she was experiencing pure and untamed erotica... and
enjoying every minute of it.
Just then, after they had finished taking their shower together and moved
themselves out of the bathroom and into the bedroom, the three newfound
bi-sexual lovers had placed themselves on the bed just before Brad had
placed his stone hard dick inside Heidi's pussy and started licking on
That had caused Nancy to start sucking on Heidi's tits and the
sexually-energized Tool Time Girl to place her hands on Nancy's bare back
and yell at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YEEEESSSS! THAT'S IT! DO IT,
BRAD! DO IT, NANCY! TOUCH ME! SUCK MY TITS! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME!
MAKE ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And then, after they had started moving themselves harder and faster and
their lovemaking has made its final appearence on the latest Tool Time
episode, Brad, Nancy and Heidi had came and collapsed due to exhaustion
and fell asleep with their naked arms in a lover's embrace.
Just then, on the very next day, both Brad and Nancy had driven a clean and
sober Heidi to the Tool Time studio to begin yet another day of work, only to
have The Tool Time Girl take a deep breath, place her gentle hand on Nancy's
shoulder and ask, "Say, could you guys please do me a favor?Could we please
keep what happened between us last night just between us?Because I don't
think that everyone else would be able to handle it."
And after both Nancy and her nephew had nodded their heads in agreement, an
understanding Brad had taken a deep breath and said, "Besides, I just don't
want either my dad or Uncle Marty going all-out balistic on me, if they were
both able to find out."