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Historical Note: This Fic takes place during the episode 'The Moose' which aired on October 18, 1972 during MASH's first season.
M*A*S*H: A Cutler Above The Rest (MFF)
by Frederick "Dice" Casden ([email protected])
After reminding 'Hawkeye' Pierce that he has no real authority over him despite the rather disgusting nature of his 'assistant' Young-Hi, Sergeant Baker leaves the tent quarters know as 'The Swamp' and heads in the direction of the Mess Tent as one of the nurses, Lieutenant Margaret 'Margie' Cutler comes out of ones of the Nurses Tent. "Now ain't he a ruggedly..." Margie says as she spots the irate Sergeant. "Hey Sarge... how you're liking the 4077 so far?" Margie asks with her charming smile as soon as she catches up with Baker.
"Oh fine... just fucking..." Baker starts to say before he sees the Lieutenant bar on one of the lapels of Margie's battle dress uniform. "Just fine Lieutenant..."
"Relax, we're really loose on military protocol around here..." Margie says.
"Could've fooled me... that loon Captain Pierce just tried to order me to get rid of my moose..." Baker snaps.
"Your moose...." Margie raises an eyebrow, "Oh... that girl that came in with you the other day... well you see, that sort of thing... you know actually paying a family to have their daughter be your indentured servant... that sort of think just doesn't fly around here..."
"Yeah you're a bunch of saints around here aren't you..." Baker says.
"Now I wouldn't say that..." Margie says with a smile, "A lot of the things around here probably would get a lot of folks sent to the stockade in other units..."
"Like what?" Baker says as he folds his arms. "Excuse me, like what Lieutenant?"
"I told you, no need for military protocol..." Margie says, "And like... a little... or rather a lot of screwing around.... if you get my meaning..." Margie says as she licks her lips in suggestive manner.
"You're kidding me..." Sergeant Baker says. "That goes on around this overly moral cesspool..."
"And I just bet you're the type of guy to have an indentured servant but doesn't get his rocks off as often as he'd like with people other than the girl he paid for..." Margie says.
"You're just as bad as that idiot Pierce..." Baker says.
Margie shrugs her shoulders, "Well I laid it out there for you Sergeant... I'll just tell the other nurses you're just not interested in women who don't double as a pack mule..."
"Now hold on a minute... Pierce just tried to pull rank on me and..."
"Look, whatever Hawkeye has against you is between you and him... and probably Trapper too..." Margie says, "I'm just trying to see if you're up for a little fooling around... before eventually the next wave of casualties start pouring in..."
Sergeant Baker takes a look at the brunette Army Lieutenant and then smirks, "What the hell... why not, takes my mind off what Pierce and his cronies back there tried to pull..."
Margie licks her lips, "You attention better be on me bub... now are you lodging in the VIP tent?"
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A few minutes later in the 4077's VIP tent, used primarily for temporary personnel, Sergeant Baker is seated on the cot, wearing just the standard issue green t-shirt while Nurse Cutler is kneeling between his legs, naked except for her dogtags and battle dress uniform top which is undone to show off her firm perky tits , stroking his hardening cock, "Ahhhh shit..." Baker groans as the adorable nurse works her right hand back and forth on his dick while she brings her left hand to his balls to cup them.
"Hmmm... I was right, to bring that girl here you had to have some big balls...." Margie says with a grin as she rubs Baker's nut sack with one hand and strokes his tool with the other.
"Ahhhh... mmmm hey.... lots of guys have a moose... my commander has mmmmmm one..." Baker moans as one of the 4077's top nurses strokes his tool with one hand while rubbing his testicles with the other.
"I'm sure he does.... but I just care about one thing right now...." Margie says as she removes her hand from Baker's balls and places it on his waist before leaning her head forward to take his cock into her mouth. Wrapping her lips around his shaft, Margie begins to bob her head up and down on the Sergeant's cock.
"Ohhhhh shit.... ahhhhh mmmm..." Baker groans and grits his teeth as Nurse Cutler rocks her head on his cock.
"Mmmmmm... mmmm ohhhh..." Margie moans as she turns her head from side to side, rubbing her lips against Baker's impressive fuck stick while she reaches with her left hand to grab his left hand to have him place it on the back of her head.
"Ahhhhh damn.... ahhhh Christ... don't even get this Seoul... " Baker groans as he runs his fingers though Margie's surprisingly well styled haired as she sucks and slurps on his dick while she slips off her undone BDU top so that she is totally naked nude while her dogtags swing from around her neck.
"Mmmmm... mmmmm ohhhhh..." Margie bats her tongue against Sergeant Baker's meat pole as she places both hands on his thighs while bobbing her head at a brisker pace.
"Ahhhh... ahhhh damn... awwww ohhhh fuck..." Baker groans as Margie Cutler slobbers on his cock while the door to his quarters opens and his bought and paid for personal helper, Young-Hi, wearing her brown cap, blue top with black loose trousers, enters with his laundry.
"Oh Sergeant Baker busy? Come back later?" Young-Hi asks as she puts down Baker's laundry on a footlocker while watching him getting his cock sucked.
"Ohhh ahhhh no.... you can say Young-Hi... why don't you... mmmm get ready to show the Lieutenant here... how much you appreciate the Army being here..." Baker says with a moan as Margie drools on his stiff meat pole.
"Roger Wilco Sergeant Baker..." Young-Hi says as she snaps off a playful salute before she starts to undress while Margie lifts her head from Baker's cock.
Looking over her shoulder at the gorgeous South Korean, Margie Cutler licks her lips, "So... I have to ask..." Margie pauses as she wraps a hand around Baker's cock and starts to stroke his tool, "You have no problem being his... servant?"
"Oh no problem... money paid to my family meant a lot... and I learn many things... I even speak good English compared to other girls..." Young-Hi says with a wide smile as she finishes undressing except for her brown cap, "And Sergeant Baker takes me all over... I'm very happy with arrangement..." Young-Hi adds with such a genuine tone that Margie smiles while she looks at the Korean's body, seeing her perky round breasts and smoothly shaven pussy.
"Well then if you have no problem with it, I have no problem with it... hell it's your life..." Margie says as she turns her attention back to Baker, "And before you ask, I'm not going to talk to Hawkeye about easing off of you about this whole deal..." Margie says as she lets go of Baker's dick when Young-Hi approaches.
"Yeah, yeah....Young-Hi... show her what you learned over at the 4718..." Baker says as he moves off of the cot.
"Roger Wilco Sergeant Baker..." Young-Hi nods eagerly, as she places a hand on Margie's shoulder, "You lay down... I be on top opposite way and we...."
"I think I got it..." Margie winks as she moves to lay on the cot, "The Yin and Yang..."
"Oh you know! Very good!" Young-Hi says before she eagerly moves onto the cot and straddles the nurse's face. "Ohhhhh mmmm!" The South Korean beauty lets out a gasp of delight as Margie Cutler starts to lap her tongue against her pussy.
"Mmmmmm... mmmmm..." Margie moans as she flicks her tongue against the folds of Young-Hi's snatch, causing her to lightly rock on her face.
"Ohhhhh ohhh Sergeant Baker... she is ohhhh ohhh mmmmm..." Young-Hi moans and tosses her head back as Margie's moves her skilled tongue against her cunt.
"Well don't just sit there... return the favor..." Baker says as he casually strokes his cock.
"Ohhhhh mmm yes Roger Wilco... Sergeant... ohhhhh..." Young-Hi doesn't bother finishing her reply to Baker, instead she eagerly leans forward, buries her head between Margie's thighs and plunges her tongue into the American Nurse's wet hole.
"Mmmmm! Mmmmm! Margie moans as she darts her tongues against the Korean's twat as she feels her tongue thrusting in and out of her own pussy.
"Damn..." Sergeant Baker grins lewdly as he strokes his saliva covered cock as the two gorgeous beauties sixty-nine on the cot, with Young-Hi's silky black hair bobbing up and down between Nurse Cutler's thighs while she grabs the Korean's ass with both hands as she clearly licks Young-Hi's twat.
"Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh! Mmmmmm!" Young-Hi moans are barely muffled as she grinds her pussy on Margie's face while they two of them dart their tongues in and out of one another's cunts.
"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Margie moans as she squirms on the army issue cot while caressing Young-Hi's backside as she probes her pussy with her eager tongue while the Korean beauty returns the favor.
"Ohhhh! Ohhhh!" Young-Hi tosses her hair back as she uses her hands to spread Margie's legs, pushing the right one off the cot which allows Sergeant Baker to watch her slap and slide her tongue all over the Nurse's pussy when he repositions himself at the foot of the cot.
"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Margie Cutler groans in ecstasy as she gets her pussy eaten by the young woman who has caused the senior surgeons of the 4077 to get into a moral outage while swirling her tongue around in the same woman's love tunnel.
"Lift your head Young-Hi..." Baker says as he kneels on the cot between Margie's legs.
"Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh yes! Mmmmmm Roger ohhhhhh!" Young-Hi replies as she lifts her head up from Margie's snatch to see that Baker is getting ready to shove his cock into the Nurse's twat.
"Mmmmmm ahhhh! Ohhhhh!" Margie moans loudly against Young-Hi's pussy and arches her back as Sergeant Baker rams his stiff cock into her tight wet pussy.
"Ahhhh... awww..." Baker groans as he begins to thrust his cock in and out of Margie's pussy while watching Young-Hi's tits bounce as she rides the nurse's face.
"Ohhhh... ohhhh she so good!" Young-Hi gasps with delight as she slides her hands against Margie's firm tits as the nurse darts her tongue repeatedly up into her love tunnel.
"Mmmmm! Ohhhh! Ohhhhhh! Mmmmm!" Nurse Cutler moans against the Korean's pussy while Baker plows his dick deeply into her snatch.
"Ahhh yeah... ahhhh ohhh awww..." Baker grunts as he slams the full length of his cock into the cunt of one of the 4077's nurses.
"Mmmmm ohhhh! Ohhhhh mmmmm ahhh... ohhhh!" Young-Hi groans with desire as she bucks her hips as she bounces on Margie's rapidly moving tongue as the talented nurse starts to make her cum.
"Ohhhhh mmmm! Mmmmmm!" Margie moans as she swallows the Korean's sweet pussy cream while continuing to tongue her twat as Baker increases the pace and force of his thrusts.
"Awww... ahhhh... awww..." Sergeant Baker grunts as he propels his cock balls deep into Nurse Cutler's twat while Young-Hi gradually moves off of her face.
"Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh fuck... ahhhh mmmmm fuck!" Margie moans as she arches her back in response to Baker's stiff thrusts while Young-Hi couches next to the cot and leans her head down to lap her tongue against her right breast while she slides her hands against Margie's upper body.
"Mmmmmm mmmm..." Young-Hi moans as she circles her tongue around the nipple of Margie Cutler's right tit while moving her hand to cup her left breast and caresses it gently.
"Ahhhhh... ahhhh... ohhhh awww..." Baker grits his teeth as sweat drips down his face as he hammers Margie's pussy with his balls smacking between her legs following every deep thrust.
"Ahhhh ohhh yeah... mmmm ohhhh...." Margie moans as she moves on the cot in response to how Sergeant Baker is pounding her cunt while Young-Hi teases her right breast with her tongue.
"Ohhhh ahhh ahhhh... mmmm shit..." Sergeant Baker grunts with the effort he's using to drive his cock repeatedly into Margie's fuck hole.
"Mmmmm..." Young-Hi moans as she flicks her tongue a few more times against Nurse Cutler's right tit before she starts to shift her position, lapping her tongue against her belly.
"Ohhhhh yeah... ahhhh mmmm fuck... ohhhh..." Margie groans as Young-Hi's tongue darts against her belly button as Baker pounds her pussy relentlessly.
"Ahhhh yeah... mmmm fuck... awww..." Baker groans as sharply drills Margie's cunt as Young-Hi moves her head to where she's can lap her tongue against his pistoning shaft as he drives it into the nurse's twat.
"Mmmmmm... mmmm..." The Korean beauty moans as she goes back and forth, lapping her tongue against Baker's pistoning shaft and Margie's pussy.
"Ohhhhh ahhhh mmmm fuck... ohhh ooooo..." Margie Cutler gasps in ecstasy as her pussy tightens around Baker's thrusting cock and she soon starts to cum.
"Ahhhh awww yeah.... ahhhhh..." Baker licks his teeth as he feels Nurse Cutler's pussy constrict tightly around his cock as her juices flow freely and as Young-Hi laps her tongue against his shaft each time he pulls part way out of Margie's pussy. Baker keeps pumping his shaft into Cutler for a few more moments before pulling out, leading Young-Hi to lift her head.
"You do me now Sergeant Baker?" Young-Hi asks with an excited smile as she looks at Baker's cock at is covered in the Lieutenant's cunt juices.
"Yeah... get your head back between her legs..." Baker says as he moves off the cot while Margie starts to sit up.
"Roger Wilco Sergeant Baker..." Young-Hi grins as she snaps off a playful salute as she kneels on the cot between Margie Cutler's legs and lowers her head down to start lapping her tongue against the nurse's pussy, lapping up her pussy cream.
"Ohhhh ahhh mmmm..." Margie moans as she places props her upper body up with her elbows and tilts her head back as Young-Hi eagerly laps her tongue against her twat.
"Mmmmm... mmmmm..." Young-Hi moans against the American nurse's pussy as she feels Baker's strong hands on her hips followed by his cock being driven into her cunt.
"Ahhhh ahhhhh... awwww mmmmm..." Baker groans as he briskly pumps his stiff tool in and out of Young-Hi's snatch while pulling her back so that her ass smacks against his waist.
"Ohhhhh! Oooooo! Mmmmmm!" The Korean beauty squeals in delight as Baker drives his cock deeply into her cunt while she dines on Margie's pussy.
"Ohhhh mmmmm yes... ohhhh..." Margie licks her lips while Young-Hi diligently moves her tongue up and down against her cunt.
"Awwww ahhhh... ahhhh awww fuck..." Sergeant Baker grunts as he rocks his hips to drive his cock deeply into Young-Hi's Korean's cunt, which pushes her forward between Margie's legs.
"Mmmmmm ahhh! Mmmmmm ohhhhh!" Young-Hi groans lustfully as she flicks her tongue against Margie's pussy lips while rocking back on her knees against Baker's pumping shaft.
"Ohhhhh... mmmm.... ahhh ohhh mmmmm..." Margie moans as she rocks on the cot, pushing her pussy against Young-Hi's talented tongue.
"Ahhhhh... ahhhh mmmm awwww... ahhhhh..." Baker clenches his teeth as his cock starts to throb within Young-Hi's snug Korean's pussy while he maintains an intense pace of driving it deeply into her.
"Ohhhh! Ooooo! Mmmm! Mmmmm!" Young-Hi moans as she lifts her head up from Margie's pussy and grinds her pussy back against Baker's pulsating cock.
"Awww... ahhhh... ahhhhh fuck ahhh assume the position Young-Hi..." Sergeant Baker groans as he delivers several more stiff thrusts into the Korean's wet love tunnel.
"Ohhhh Roger Wilco... mmmmm Sergeant Baker!" Young-Hi groans with an eager smile as Baker pulls out of her pussy.
"Assume the... oh... I see..." Margie Cutler says as she watches as Young-Hi moves off the cot and kneels on the floor of the tent while Baker begins to stroke his dick.
"Ahhhh ahhh... awww..." Baker groans as he jerks off in front of one of the 4077's nurses and within a mater of moments, he starts to cum, spraying thick wads of jizz onto the smiling face of Young-Hi.
"Mmmm ohhh Sergeant Baker... ahhhh..." Young-Hi moans as she feels Baker's spunk landing on her face.
"Ohhhh ahhhh..." Sergeant Baker groans as he continues to stroke his erupting shaft until he's spent.
"Now that... is something I'd just have to try..." Margie starts to say before she trails off when she hear something, "Shit... choppers are coming in..."
"What?" Butler asks as Young-Hi takes hold of his cock and begins to stroke his softening shaft.
"We got wounded coming in... thanks for the fun... but I got to get to the OR..." Margie says as she hops off the cot and quickly gathers her uniform on the floor.
"You be back later?" Young-Hi asks with a smile.
Margie smirks, "Roger Wilco..."