Disclaimer: My Fair Brady belongs to VH1 Television. This story is
not-for-profit, but I own it.

Date: 11/07/2005

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Voyurism, female solo sex, male/female sex, female/female sex,
strong language

Categories: Het, slash, bi

Pairing: Christopher Knight/Adrianne Curry/Gail O'Grady/Kari Wuhrer

Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.

Archive: Yes

Other Notes: This story is a birthday gift for Christopher Knight, who was
born on November 7th, 1957.

Summary: It happens to be Christopher's birthday and Adrianne decides to get
him the perfect surprise gift... and what a surprise it is.

Dedication: Well, Chris. Here's to wishing you a Happy Birthday and that you
and Adrianne would be able to survive through another season of your hit
Reality-TV show. -- ATK 2005

My Fair Brady: Birthday Baby
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected] com)

You know, ever since I had started watching a few episodes of the new
Reality-TV series on the VH1 network entitled MY FAIR BRADY, I had suddenly
began to realize that whether Christopher Knight and his live-in lover,
Adrianne Curry finally allow themselves to get married or not, the fact still
remains that they both love each other.

Case in point: It was on the Seventh day of November that the winner of
Cycle 1 of AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL has decided to the former star of the hit
sitcom entitled THE BRADY BUNCH the perfect gift for his birthday, which has
caused her to take a spin to every store in a nearby shopping mall and hope
that she could find it.

But after she was unable to find the perfect birthday gift for Chris and
just as she was about to give-up and go home, a friendly smile has suddenly
appeared on Adrianne's face, for she had bumped into two of her good friends,
one of the stars of the hit ABC-TV series HOT PROPERTIES named Gail O'Grady
and Gail's OUT OF SYNC co-star, Kari Wuhrer.

Anyway, after they had gathered at the mall's food court and shared wonderful
stories with each other, an embarressed Adrianne has cleared her throat and
asked the Detroit, Michigan born actress and the Brookfield, Connecticut
native to help her with finding the perfect birthday gift for her beloved New

That has caused the former NYPD BLUE star to look over at her OUT OF SYNC
castmate and the Joliet, Illinois born model and actress with a smile on her
face and say, "Well, I don't know about you guys, but I do believe that I
could come up with a suggestion or two."

Just then, while the former BRADY BUNCH star has sat himself down on the sofa
in the living room within the same house that he's sharing with a love of his
life named Adrianne and started reading a book, a female stranger has slowly
walked into the room, placed her hands over Chris' eyes and said, "Today's
the day for you to recieve your little surprise, my birthday baby."

And after he has removed the stranger's hands from his eyes, turned around
and discovered that it was actually his beloved Adrianne wearing only a silk
robe and nothing else, a curious Chris had gotten off the sofa, looked at his
ladylove with a smile and asked, "Why do I have a feeling that seeing you
like that has something to do with my little birthday surprise?"

"In more ways than one, Chris. In more ways than one," said a smiling
Adrianne, after she has taken her beloved Chris by the hand and led him
out of the living room. "Come with me and I'll show you a real birthday

But then, after they had opened the bathroom door and stepped right inside
the room, the look on Chris' face has changed into that of shock and
confusion, for he has discovered that a bare-ass naked Kari was sitting and
soaking in a bathtub full of warm water and watching a nude Gail pumping two
of her fingers in and out of her hot, wet pussy and using her other hand to
carress her own tits.

And then, just as he was about to say something in objection to the whole
idea, Adrianne has removed her robe, placed the tips of her fingers on Chris'
lips and said, "Sssshhhh. It's going to be okay, Babe. There's no need for
you to be afraid. All you need to do now is just relax... and enjoy it."

And with that, both Chris and Adrianne had kissed each other ever so
passionately on the lips, just before she had removed all of Chris' clothes
from his nude body and placed him on the bathroom floor, helped Kari get out
of the tub and allowed her to start sucking on his stiff cock and allowed her
beloved hunk to start licking on her hot, moist snatch.

"Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Chris!", said Adrianne, after she has
placed her hands on Kari's bare back. "Let her do it!Let her suck your dick,
while you suck my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!"

And then, after Gail has moved herself over to Adrianne and started sucking
on her firm breasts, Chris has suddenly realized that he was experiencing
something that he has never experienced with any size group before, for he
was experiencing pure and untamed erotica...and enjoying every minute of it.

Just then, after Adrianne has placed Chris' stone hard dick inside her own
cunt and allowed Gail to let Chris start licking on her snatch, Adrianne has
started licking on Kari's pussy and carressing her stiff mounds and Gail has
placed her hands on Kari's silky smooth naked thighs and sucking on her bare

sexually-energized Kari, after she has placed her hands on Adrianne's bare

And then, after they had started moving themselves harder and faster and
their lovemaking has made its final Reality-TV show casting call, the four
newfound bi-sexual lovers had came and collapsed due to exhaustion.

Then, after they were all finally able to catch their breath and the three
maidens had placed their heads on Chris' chest, a smiling Adrianne has placed
her gentle hand on his bare shoulder, let out a sigh and asked, "Well, Babe?
Did you enjoy your little birthday surprise?"

"I really did enjoy it, Adrianne," answered Chris, after he has gently
placed his hand on Adrianne's cheek and let out a smile of his own. "But
I still have to say that it really was one hell of a way to wish me a
happy birthday."

And then, after they had shared a small chuckle between them, Chris,
Adrianne, Gail and Kari had snuggled-up to each other and fell asleep with
their naked arms in a lover's embrace.

Just then, while they were sitting in the living room and watching Chris'
favorite movie on TV, the birthday boy has let out a smile, placed his gentle
arm on Adrianne's shoulder and asked, "Well, Ladies? What do you Hollywood
babes want to do now?"

And after they had turned towards Chris with a smile on each of their faces,
Adrianne has gently placed her hand on her loverman's cheek and answered, "I
do believe that you might be able to take a wild guess."



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