Disclaimer: Miss Congeniality belongs to Warner Brothers. This story is
not-for-profit but I own it.

Date: 09/22/2008

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Strong language, graphic violence, voyurism, female/female sex,
male/female sex

Categories: Het, slash, bi

Pairing: Gracie/Eric/Cheryl

Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.

Archive: Yes

Summary: As soon as their boss gives them some time off to relax, Eric and
Gracie go to a tropical island paradise to do just that, only to have them
be reunited with Cheryl... and share more than some relaxation with her.

Other Notes: This story is a birthday gift for Joan Jett -- who was born on
September 22nd, 1958 -- and based a Sandra Bullock fake by an artist named

Dedication: Happy 50th Birthday to Joan Jett! -- ATK 2008

Miss Congeniality: Such A Wonderful Island Paradise
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])

Hi, my name is Gracie Hart and at first, I had been the only female agent of
the FBI who has been considered to be one of the guys and it was because of
my tomboyish nature that had began when I was a little girl. You see, while
I was reading a book under this big tree, I had looked up and noticed that
these three dumb-ass boys were picking on another boy and wouldn't leave him
alone which had caused me to put my book down, walk myself over there and
kick the living shit out of those three pint-sized bullies, only to have the
one kid whose ass I had just saved to turn into a total ingrate and told me
to get lost which -- in turn -- had caused me to slam my fist straight into
that little shit-head's face.

What could I say? I had one hell of a temper and was unable to take rejection
a girl at any age should but that was before I had no choice but to have
myself placed undercover as one of the contestants of The Miss United States
Schlorship Program And Beauty Pageant -- which had been held at San Antonio,
Texas and hosted by Stan Fields and the director of the program and former
pageant queen, Kathy Morningside -- and be on the lookout for a serial bomber
who was in the process of hatching a plot to sabotage the pageant.

And at first, I had some problems with myself in the pageant but I was able
to overcome those problems with the help of this kind and wonderful guy named
Victor Melling. Thanks for the help, Victor. I really appreciate it, you
wonderful lug. Anyway, as soon as we had finally reached the final phase of
the pageant, both my partner -- a hot-looking male stud named Eric
Matthews -- and I had discovered that Kathy and her actual son, Frank Tobin
were the ones who had plotted to destroy the pageant and it was all because
she had wanted revenge against the top brass who had fired her and caused her
to go totally nuts.

And to tell you the honest truth, even though we were able to bust both Frank
and his fruitcake of a mother and I had wished her better luck in organizing
The Miss Prison Babe Pageant, I also just can't help feeling sorry for Kathy.
Anyway, after we had allowed the local cops to take both mother and son into
custody, Victor had called both me and Eric back inside the pageant hall,
where we had just witnessed the winner of The Miss United States Pageant and
one of my newfound best friends, the one contestant known as 'Miss Rhode
Island' whose real name happens to be Cheryl Frasier thanking me for saving
the lives of everyone who were attending the pageant and letting me know that
I had been awarded 'Miss Congeniality'.

And let me tell you right now, as soon as I had recieved such a wonderful
honor, I had suddenly broke down and cried and that was because I had never
been so happy in my entire life. Anyway, as soon as we had finally returned
from that assignment and recieved the huge applause from the rest of the
squad for a job well done, our own boss -- FBI Asst. Director Harry
McDonald -- had allowed both Eric and me to go ahead and take some time off
to get some rest and relaxation.

And it was a good thing that he had done that because we had both decided to
go to this wonderful tropical island paradise(I forgot what the name of the
place is), check ourselves into a hotel and just enjoy ourselves and soak up
some sun while we were there. And then, after we had enjoyed a wonderful
lunch together, Eric and I had stripped off all of our clothes, placed
ourselves inside a hot tub that was outside our bungalow and just let the
warm water melt the stress of our everyday lives away.

But that was before someone had walked herself over to us, cleared her throat
and said, "Hi. Is it okay if I were to join you guys?" which had caused both
Eric and me to turn our eyes toward that stranger and discover that it was
Cheryl who had looked at us with a small smile on her lips and a portable
radio in her hand. And after we had looked at Cheryl with a small smile on
each of our faces and nodded our heads in reponse to that question, she had
placed the portable radio on a wooden bench, turned it on and allowed this
one Joan Jett song entitled 'I Love Rock N' Roll' to start playing.

And after she had strip off all of her clothes and placed her bare-ass
naked body inside the hot tub, both Cheryl and I had suddenly looked at each
other's eyes and kissed each other ever so deep and passionately on the lips
which had caused Cheryl to start pumping two of her fingers in and out of my
hot, wet pussy and me to start stroking Eric's stiff cock before I had placed
my ass on the steps of the hot tub and allowed Cheryl to start licking all
over my nude body -- all the way down to my hot and steamy cunt and carress
my firm breasts and Eric to place his stone hard dick inside Cheryl's asshole
and his hands on my shoulders.

And then, after I had placed my hands on Cheryl's bare shoulders and said,
"Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Cheryl! Touch me! Touch me there!
Suck my wet pussy dry while Eric fucks you in the ass! Aaaahhhh!" Eric had
taken his stiff cock out of Cheryl's asshole and allowed me to start sucking
on it and Cheryl had started pumping all of her fingers in and out of my hot,
moist snatch and began sucking on my stiff mounds which had caused me to
suddenly realize that I was able to enjoy each and every minute of
experiencing the one thing that I had never been able to experience with any
size group before which happens to be pure and untamed sexual pleasure.

Then, after we had gotten ourselves out of that hot tub and Eric had placed
his stone hard dick inside Cheryl's pussy and began licking on my snatch, I
had placed my hands on Cheryl's silky-smooth naked thighs and began sucking
on her tits before she had placed her hands on my bare back and yelled at
the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, ERIC! DO IT, GRACIE!

And after the three of us had started moving ourselves harder and faster
and continued to do that until we had all finally came and collapsed due to
exhaustion, a small-smiling Cheryl had placed her gentle hand on my cheek and
said, "Oooohhhh, Gracie. I really do hope that you and Eric are enjoying such
a wonderful island paradise as much as I am," just before Eric had given her
a gentle kiss on the top of her head and I had gently placed my hand on top
of hers, let out a small smile and a sigh and said, "We sure do, Cheryl. We
sure do."

Just then, on the very last day of our little island getaway, both Eric and I
had packed up all of our stuff and checked ourselves out of the hotel before
we had allowed ourselves to take a cab over to the airport and catch the very
first flight home. But just as we were about to place ourselves inside that
cab, a small-smiling Cheryl had walked herself up to me and Eric and we had
given each other a big 'goodbye' hug just in time for me to place my lips
close to Cheryl's ear and whisper, "I'll be right back to see you again soon,
Cheryl. I promise."



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