Disclaimer: Tales From The Crypt belongs to Home Box Office (HBO) and EC
Comics. This story is not-for-profit, but I own it.
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Categories: Het, slash, bi
Linda Blair -- Rochelle Blair
Courteney Cox -- Maggie LeBlanc
David Arquette -- Kevin Russell
Summary: A couple of daring sneak-thives arrive at a house that they figured
to be an easy score... or so they've thought.
Other Notes: This story is a birthday gift for Linda Blair, who was born on
January 22nd, 1959.
Dedication: Happy 47th Birthday to Linda Blair! -- ATK 2006
Tales From The Crypt: The Home Of Rochelle Dorian
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected] com)
Well, hello there, Kiddies!It's your main bud, the Cryptkeeper and as you
could plainly see, I had decided to go high-tech and buy myself a personal
computer, which allows yours truly to go online and visit a chat room or
two! Oooohhhh, goodie! Guess what, Kiddies! I've got my very first Eeek-mail!
Well, while I go ahead and answer my little computer message, might I suggest
that you go ahead and enjoy this little terror-tale! It's about what happens
when two certain vandels had arrived at an old house to rob it of its loot,
only to encounter some hell on Earth!I call this little fright-fable 'The
Home Of Rochelle Dorian'!
* * *
It was on January the 22nd at percisely 11:30 PM that a black Ford Mustang
has parked itself in a spot across the street from a house that had looked
like it was a reject from an old Vincent Price movie, but that was not enough
to cause two daring sneak-thives named Maggie LeBlanc and Kevin Russell to
not choose that very house as its next crime target.
Anyway, after he had rolled down the driver's side window and the both of
them had looked at their latest score, Kevin has let out a smile and said,
"There it is, Maggie. That has to be the mother-lode. That place is just
begging for someone to steal the living shit out of it. What do you think?"
And after she had unzipped her pants and started pumping two of her fingers
in and out of her hot, wet pussy and carressing her own tits with the other
hand, an excited Maggie has slowly licked her lips and answered, "I think
that there might also be someone in there for us to fuck, because I need to
be fucked real bad."
But after he had spotted what his female partner was doing to herself, an
upset Kevin has given Maggie a hard slap across the face, grabbed and pulled
on her hair and said, "Listen, you dumb-ass fucking bitch! Either you get it
together or I'll strip you bare-ass naked, kick you out of this fucking car
and make you walk all the way home! Got that?!"
And after she had looked at her partner with tears in her eyes and slowly
nodded her head in response to his question, Kevin has released his grip on
Maggie's hair and the both of them had given each other a passionate kiss on
And after that, the two daring vandels had gotten themselves out of the car
and ran over to the front door, where they had looked around the neighborhood
and made sure that there was no one around to tip off the local police and
Kevin has gotten his lock-pick gear out of one of his pockets.
But just as he was about to start picking the lock, the door has suddenly
opened by itself, causing a confused Maggie to look at her equally-confused
partner and ask, "What the fucking hell is going on here, Kevin? Are they
expecting us or what?"
And after he has placed his lock-pick gear back inside his pocket, a curious
Kevin has pulled out his Snub-nose .38 Revolver, took a deep breath and
answered, "Well, Maggie. If they were expecting us, then I guess that we
might as well not disappoint them."
And with that, both Maggie and Kevin had slowly stepped into the house and
walked right into the living room, just it time for the front door to slam
itself shut and the two curious robbers to hear a voice say to the both of
them, "Hello, there. Welcome to my home."
That has caused both Kevin and Maggie to turn quickly around and discover
that there was a mysterious beauty of a female standing right in front of
the both of them with a cheerful smile on her lips and saying, "Oh, I'm so
very sorry. I didn't mean to be such a rude hostess. My name is Rochelle
Dorian and the both of you are fortunte enough to be guests within my humble
home. May I ask what are your names?"
And then, after they had looked at each other and realized that she might've
not had any visitors for quite some time, the two vandels had looked at
Rochelle with smiles on their faces and Kevin has taken a deep breath and
answered, "Well, if you want to know our names, I'm Kevin Russell and my
little lady here is Maggie LeBlanc... and we were both looking for a place
to spend the night."
And after she had moved herself closer to the cunning duo and placed her
hands on each of their shoulders, a very-pleased Rochelle has let out a sigh
and said, "Well then, I'm so glad that you had found the perfect place to
spend the night in. Kevin, why don't you go ahead and make yourself at home,
while Maggie and I enjoy ourselves in the jacuzzi?"
Then, after she had gently placed her arm over Maggie's shoulders, both
Rochelle and her newfound female guest had left Kevin alone in the living
room and went into the bathroom, where Maggie has discovered that a jacuzzi
tub was already filled with water and ready for use.
But after she had closed the bathroom door behind them, removed her silk robe
and exposed her nude body in front of her wide-eyed female guest, Rochelle
has moved herself closer to Maggie and was about to give her a kiss on the
lips, only to have a reluctant Maggie move her head away from Rochelle's and
say, "I'm so very sorry about this, Rochelle. But I really don't think that
I should be doing this right now. You see, I'm really not...!"
But just as she was about to say another word on the subject, Rochelle has
placed the tips of fingers on Maggie's lips and said, "Sssshhhh. There's no
need for you to be afraid, Maggie. I'm just as beautiful as you are. Even
your eyes are beautiful. Do you see any beauty in my eyes? Yeeeessss, Maggie.
That's it. Look deeply into my eyes."
And then, after her hypnotic gaze has finally gotten Maggie totally under her
power, a smiling Rochelle has leaned herself against a wall, started pumping
two of her fingers in and out of her hot, moist snatch and carressing her own
tits with the other hand and said, "Now, Maggie. I order you to take your
clothes off, come over here and fuck me."
And she had stripped off all of her clothes and moved herself closer to
her newfound mistress, the mesmerized Maggie has kissed Rochelle ever so
passionately on the lips and started licking all over her body -- all the
way down to her hot, wet pussy and carressing her firm breasts.
And while that was happening, an unsuspecting Kevin has taken a peek at the
mistress and her newfound slave through the bathroom keyhole, stripped off
all of his clothes and started pumping his stiff cock just before Rochelle
has placed her hands on Maggie's bare shoulders and said, "Aaaahhhh,
yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Maggie! Touch me! Touch me there! Suck my wet
pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!"
And then, after Kevin has opened the bathroom door and moved himself
closer to the two bare-ass naked babes and placed his stone hard dick inside
Rochelle's ass and his hands on her stiff mounds, it has only became clear
to him that both he and Maggie were experiencing something that they had
never experienced with any of their robbery victims before, for they were
experiencing pure and untamed erotica... and enjoying every minute of it.
Just then, after they had laid themselves down on the rim of the jacuzzi tub
and Kevin has placed his stiff cock inside Maggie's pussy and started licking
on Rochelle's snatch, Maggie has started sucking on her mistress' tits,
causing a sexually-energized Rochelle to place one of her hands on the back
of Maggie's head and the other hand on Kevin's bare arm and yell at the top
of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, KEVIN! DO IT, MAGGIE! TOUCH
ME! SUCK MY TITS! SUCK MY WET PUSSY DRY! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE
ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And then suddenly, without any warning, a pair of enormous bat-like wings
had sprouted out of Rochelle's back and a pair of fangs had grown out of her
mouth, causing her to transform herself back into what she actually was... a
female demon known as a succubus.
And after they had started moving themselves harder and faster and all of the
lifeforce energy was being totally drained out of the two daring vandel's
very own bodies, the succubus and her two recent victims had came and both
Kevin and Maggie had just laid lifeless on the rim of the jacuzzi tub, for
all of the lifeforce energy has been sucked right out of them and they're
As for the succubus who has drained her victims of all of that energy, the
demon formerly known as Rochelle Dorian has turned towards their lifeless
corpses, let out a sigh and said, "I'm really sorry to do that to you guys,
but I really do have a craving for some take-out. "
* * *
Well, Kiddies!There's a lesson that we all should really learn here!If you
go into someone else's house, do beware of the skeletons in their closets
or they'll really have a bone to pick with you!