Disclaimer: TAG Body Spray For Men belongs to the Made For TAG Fragrance
Company. This story is not-for-profit, but I own it.

Date: 03/22/2006

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Strong language, drug use, voyurism, female solo sex, interracial
sex, male/female sex, female/female sex

Pairing: m/m/f

Categories: Het, slash, bi

Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.

Archive: Yes

Summary: After he strikes out for the last time, a desperate male player on
the prowl sprays some TAG body spray all over himself and recieves one hell
of a response.

Other Notes: This story is an answer to bdodo's 'AXE Commercial' challenge,
only he had gotten AXE mixed-up with TAG.

Dedications: None so far.

Tag Body Spray For Men: First Move
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])

You know, if you were to ask me what I had thought about those commercials
that they had placed on TV for TAG body spray for men that had a disclaimer
after they had shown a hot-looking babe getting all hot for a guy after she
had gotten a whiff of him, I would had said that anybody who would believe
in that sort of crap would have to be a real dumb-ass prick.

But that was before the 22nd day of March, which was when I had walked up to
a hot-looking reddish-blonde babe at an RTA bus stop, cleared my throat and
said to her, "Hi, my name is George Welling and I do believe that we might
have a connection going on right now. So, if you would like to connect with
me any further...!"

But just as I was about to say another word to her, she had raised up her
hand towards me and said, "Just before you go ahead and make a compleate and
total fool of yourself, I might as well go ahead and tell you that you were
trying to hit on a born-again christian."

And after I had suffered through that little piece of humilliation, I had
suddenly realized that desperate times really do call for desperate messures
and decided to go to the nearest CVS drug store and buy myself a bottle of
TAG body spray for men in order to see if what I had seen on those
commercials was true or false.

So anyway, after I had done that and gotten myself home, I had laid out the
outfit that I was planning on wearing for that night's outing, took a shower
and sprayed the TAG body spray all over every inch of my bare-ass naked body
just before I had gotten myself dressed and left my apartment to see if it
really works.

Just then, as soon as I had entered a local singles club and noticed that
there was one hot-looking blonde who had looked like Pamela Anderson sitting
at the bar, I had decided to make the first move by taking a deep breath,
walking over to her, clearing my throat and saying, "Hi, my name is...!"

But after I had gotten a look at her blue eyes and noticed that she might had
been mentally asking herself *Who the fucking hell is this dumb-ass prick?*,
I had let out a sigh and said, "On second thought, you might as well forget
that I had talked to you, because I had suddenly realized that I really
shouldn't be here at all. I'm sorry to had bothered you."

But then, after I had turned myself around and just as I was about to walk
myself out of that place, I had suddenly felt someone wrapping her arms
around me, placing her lips close to mine and whispering, "You don't need
to be sorry. I'm really glad that you had came here tonight."

That had caused me to turn around and look at the blonde babe with wide eyes
like I was about to ask her "Are you really sure about that?" only to have
her nod her head in response to the expression on my face, place her gentle
hand on my shoulder and ask, "Would you like to join me at my place for a

And after I had let a smile and nodded my head in response to her question,
the blonde babe -- who I had found out to be known as a smart investment
broker named Jolene Stanton -- had paid for our drinks and we had walked out
of the club and all the way to her apartment building, where we had rode the
elevator up to the Fifth floor and walked over to Apartment 5-E.

And just as she was about to unlock and open the door to her place of
residence, a beautiful and curious Halle Berry look-a-like had stepped out
of the apartment next to Jolene's, walked over to us and said, "Say, Jolene.
What are you doing home so early?"

But after she had turned her eyes towards me and took a sniff, the beautiful
neighbor had let out a small smile and said, "On second thought, Jolene.
Never mind. Hi, my name is Denise Jackson. I hope that you don't mind my
joining you guys inside for a minute... or two."

That was before the three of us had stepped into the apartment and Jolene had
closed and locked the door behind us, only to have her place herself in front
of me, wrap her arms around me and give me one hell of a deep and passionate
kiss on the lips.

And after that, we had turned our heads towards Denise and noticed that she
had stripped off all of her clothes, placed her bare-ass naked body on the
coffee table and started pumping two of her fingers in and out of her hot,
wet pussy and carressing her own tits with the other hand.

And while she was doing that, I had turned towards Jolene, who had looked at
me with a small smile on her lips and a gentle hand on my cheek and said,
"Well, George? What are you waiting for? Go over there and start fucking the

And after I had suddenly realized that it was not the time to pass on a good
thing, I had walked over to Denise, took all of clothes off and started
licking all over her nude body -- all the way down to her hot, moist snatch
and carressing her firm breasts.

And then, after Jolene had stripped off all of her clothes and started
pumping two of her fingers in and out of her cunt and carressing her own
melons with the other hand, Denise had placed her hands on my bare shoulders
and said, "Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, George! Touch me! Touch me
there! Suck my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!"

Then, after Jolene had moved herself closer to us, placed one of my hands
on her stiff mounds and started sucking on my stiff cock, I had suddenly
realized that even though the whole thing was caused by me having sprayed
some TAG body spray all over myself, I was experiencing something that I
had never experienced with two hot-looking babes before, for I was
experiencing pure and untamed erotica... and enjoying every minute of it.

Just then, after I had placed my stone hard dick inside Jolene's pussy and
started sucking on Denise's snatch, Denise had placed her hands on her
next-door neighbor's bare back and started sucking on her tits, causing a
sexually-energized Jolene to place her hands on Denise's bare back and yell
at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, GEORGE! DO IT,

And then, after we had started mvoing ourselves harder and faster and our
lovemaking has finally made it to the last RTA bus stop, Denise, Jolene and
I had came and collapsed due to exhaustion and fell asleep with our naked
arms in a lover's embrace.

Just then, about an hour later, I had woken-up from my little nap, looked
at a still-snoozing Densie and Jolene and began to realize that I really
shouldn't be there when they wake-up and the effects of the TAG body spray
had finally worn-off, causing me to carefully slip myself out of in-between
the two babes, get my clothes back on and quietly sneak myself out of the

And after I had closed the door behind me, I had walked over to the elevator,
stepped inside and pressed the button for the ground floor, but after it had
started going down, someone has pressed the emergency stop button and caused
the elevator to come to a halt.

That has caused me to turn quickly around and noticed that a hot-looking
dark-haired babe was looking at me with hungry eyes and her hand inside her
panties, slowly licking her lips and saying, "Hey, Hot Stud! How about
letting me suck on your cock, while you suck my wet pussy dry?"

Now of course, I'm going to leave that part of the story for some other time,
but at least, I could honestly say that if you do buy yourself some TAG body
spray for men and noticed that there's a warning at the end of their
commercials, please do me and yourselves a favor and do what the warning
says! Okay?



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