Disclaimer: Xena-Warrior Princess belongs to Renaissance Pictures and
Universal TV. This story is not-for-profit, but I own it.
Categories: Het, slash, bi
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Summary: After she defeats her arch-enemy Callisto in the lair of the Wizard
of Time, Xena accidently drops herself into a vortex of time that teleports
her into the modern-day city of Cincinnati, Ohio.
Other Notes: This AU story is a birthday gift for Lucy Lawless, who was born
on March 29th, 1968.
Dedication: Happy 38th Birthday to Lucy Lawless! -- ATK 2006
Xena-Warrior Princess: Lost In Time
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
It had all began on the land of Greece and in the time of a mighty warrior
and healer known as Xena, who had once led a band of outlaws that had
terrorized all of the entire land until she had came to regret the harm that
she had caused and decided to travel the countyside with her companion
Gabrielle in seeking adventure and fighting the forces of evil.
Of course, one of those evil forces that Xena has to do constant battle with
had just happened to be a fellow amazon-type warrior known as Callisto, whose
only true passion was to see that the mighty warrior princess was destroyed
for having insulted her time and time again.
As a matter of fact, it was on an evening of a full moon that both Xena and
Gabrielle had noticed that there was a light burning within the lair of the
one known as the Wizard of Time, causing the two curious friends to step into
the lair and see if anyone was alright.
But then, after they had done so, a pair of mysterious strangers had placed
themselves behind the unsuspecting duo just before one of them had bashed
Xena in the back of her head and his own club and smacked Gabrielle really
hard in the face with the back of his hand and both he and his co-hort had
carried Xena's helpless friend away from the unconscious warrior princess.
Just then, after she had finally opened her eyes and started rubbing the
back of her head, Xena had looked around and discovered that Gabrielle had
suddenly disappeared, which had made the warrior princess realize that
whoever had attacked the both of them from behind had abducted her good
friend for some sinister purpose.
And then, just as she was about to try to figure out where the two strangers
had taken Gabrielle, Xena had suddenly started hearing the sounds of a woman
having no choice, but to experience hot and steamy sex with someone else,
which -- in turn -- had given the curious warrior princess no other choice,
but to follow those sounds to their source.
But then, after she had finally arrived at the source of those certain
sounds, the eyes of the warrior princess had grown as wide as saucers and her
bottom jaw had nearly dropped itself right down into the tenth level of hell
at the sight of a bare-ass naked Gabrielle being chaned to a wall and having
no choice, but to keep sucking on the stiff cock of a handsome and muscular
blonde male and allow a male ape-like creature from out of the stone-age to
pump his stone hard dick in and out of her asshole.
And just as she was about to try to figure out what type of evil could allow
something like that to happen, Xena had suddenly heard the sound of someone
letting out a hearty doze of evil laughter, which had caused her to turn
quickly around and discover that it was the devilish laughter of the one evil
warrior maiden named Callisto, who had unshethed her sword and said, "So,
Xena!I see that you had decided to accept my invitation to my little party!"
"What is the meaning of this, Callisto?", an enraged Xena has asked her evil
counterpart after she had taken out her own sword and prepared herself for a
possible battle. "And where is the Wizard of Time?"
And after she had let out a devilish giggle, the sinister Callisto had
started moving herself slowly towards her own arch-enemy with rage and
revenge in her eyes and answered, "Oooohhhh, I'm so sorry to say that
after he had used his own magic to bring the very troops of my own
choosing to this era of time, I had no choice, but to kill him... just
as I'm about to kill you!"
But then, after the devilish Callisto had raised-up her sword, let out a cry
of battle and charged herself towards her intended target, Xena had moved
herself out of the way of the charging Callisto, causing her to had no other
choice, but to dive right to the Wizard of Time's open time portal and let
out a scream of pure terror.
And after she had walked over to the edge of the time-portal and loked
inside of it to see that Callisto was really gone, Xena had let out a smile
and said, "I hope that you're heading straight to hell, you dumb-ass fucking
But that was before a section of the edge of the time-portal had suddenly
broke away and the warrior princess also had no other choice, but to into
the vortex of time itself, only to leave her best friend and traveling
companion Gabrielle to wonder what would finally happen to Xena.
Well, in order to answer that question, we might as well skip ahead to the
City of Cincinnati, Ohio in the present era, which was where a couple of
students from a local college named Sherry Brenneman and Jimmy MacDonald
were driving themselves home from a varsity basketball game in one car,
while their two good friend -- Courtney Bissett and Peter Campbell -- were
following them in the other car.
And so far, it had only been a quiet drive home for all four of them, until
a mysterious large female had dropped in from out of nowhere and smashed into
Jimmy's pick-up just before she had hit the street, causing a concerned Peter
and Courtney to get out of his van and rush on over to see if anybody was
And after they had discovered that the large warrior-type maiden had gotten
herself back on her feet in spite of having crashed into Jimmy's pick-up, a
curious Peter had walked over to the mysterious female, cleared his throat
and said, "Excuse me, but I do believe that we must introduce ourselves
before someone calls the cops on you. I'll get the ball rolling. My name is
Peter and the three friends who are behind me are Courtney, Sherry and Jimmy.
May I ask what your name is?"
And after she had realized that she had been placed into a world that truly
was unlike her own and was going to be there for quite a while, the female
stranger had taken a deep breath and answered, "Xena! My name is Xena! Could
you please tell me where in all of Greece I am now?"
That was before Peter had let out a small chuckle, placed his gentle hand on
Xena's shoulder and answered, "I really do hate to tell you this, Xena. But
I'm afraid that you're not in Greece anymore. You see, you had landed
yourself within the City of Cincinnati, Ohio on March 29th, 2006. "
And then, after she had looked around and noticed that what Peter had said to
her was the truth, a shocked Xena had sat herself down on the front bumper of
Jimmy's pick-up and tried to figure out how she would be able to get herself
home and back to Gabrielle.
Of course, that was before a smiling Sherry had walked over to Peter and
said, "Say, Peter! I've got a really great idea! Why don't we take Xena to
see Professor Bradbury? I mean, who knows? Maybe he might be able to help
her get back to her own time-era!"
And after he had given that suggestion some thought and figured that it might
had been a good one, Peter and his friends had taken their newfound guest
over tot he college to see their archeology teacher known as Professor Robert
Bradbury, who had listened to Peter telling him about the encounter that he
and his fellow college students had with Xena.
And then, after he had heard the entire story and gave Xena a good
looking-over, Professor Bradbury had looked at his four prize students and
said, "Well, Everyone. I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you
want to hear first?"
And after he had realized that the professor was about to say something
that might not be good, Peter had taken a deep breath, turned towards the
professor and answered, "You might want to give us the good news first,
Professor. I don't think that we're ready to handle the bad stuff just
That was before Professor Bradbury had taken a deep breath and said, "Well,
Peter. Surprisingly enough, the person who is calling herself Xena just might
be for real. You see, it was in the time of Aincent Greece that a warrior
princess named Xena had entered the lair of the Wizard of Time, where she had
no choice, but to do battle against the evil Callisto. Of course, she had
escaped Callisto's attack, but she was unable to escape getting tossed into
the Wizard's time-portal."
"Well, I guess that explains how she had suddenly dropped out of the sky and
denting Jimmy's pick-up. ", a confused Peter had said to the professor while
he was scratching the back of his head. "So, why do I have a feeling that
you're about to tell us the bad news?"
"Surely enough, Peter. You're right. ", the professor had answered Peter's
question after he had sat himself down behind his desk and let out a sigh.
"If this woman really is that certain warrior princess named Xena, then
there's no possible scientific way on Earth that we would be able to return
her to her era of time."
And after they had realized the poor warrior princess should never be alone
with the fact that she had been lost in time hanging over her head, both
Peter and Courtney had invited the time-lost Xena to stay with them at their
place, where they would make sure that she would never be alone.
And then, after she had accepted their offer, Xena had followed Peter and
Courtney into a nearby apartment building and into the one apartment that
the two college classmates had allowed themselves to call home.
Then, after the three newfound friends had stepped into the apartment and
Peter had closed the door behind them, Courtney had placed her friendly hands
on Xena's shoulders and said, "Say, Xena. If you want to do so, you could go
into the bathroom and take a nice warm shower, while we get started on fixing
up a room for you. Okay?"
And after she had nodded her head in response to that suggestion in spite of
how confusing Courtney's words had sounded to her, Xena had walked into the
bathroom, carefull turned on the water, removed all of her garments and
slowly stepped into the shower.
And then, after she had realized just how refreshing the water was and she
had started rubbing soap all over her bare-ass naked body, a nude Courtney
has placed herself inside the bathroom and stared at the wonderfully-built
body of an unsuspecting Xena and started pumping two of her fingers in and
out of her hot, wet pussy and carressing her own tits with the other hand
for a minute or two.
That was before Courtney had placed herself inside the same shower and placed
her hands on Xena's bare chest, causing the suddenly-shocked warrior princess
to turn quickly around and look at Courtney like she was about to ask,
"Courtney, what the fucking hell do you think you're doing?Are you out of
your fucking mind?"
But just as she was about to say those words, Courtney had placed the tips of
her fingers on Xena's lips and said, "Sssshhhh. It's going to be okay, Xena.
You don't have to say anything. There's no need for you to be afraid. All you
need to do now is just relax... and enjoy it."
And with that, both Courtney and Xena had kissed each other ever so
passionately on the lips just before a nude Peter had placed himself inside
the bathroom, stared at the two hot-looking babes and started stroking his
stiff cock for about a minute or two.
And then, after he had placed himself inside the same shower and started
pumping his stone hard dick in and out of Xena's asshole and Courtney had
started licking all over the amazon-type maiden's nude body -- all the way
down to her hot, moist snatch and carressing her firm breasts, the warrior
princess had placed her hands on Courtney's bare shoulders and said,
"Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Peter! Do it, Courtney! Touch me!
Touch me there! Fuck me in the ass! Suck my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!"
Then, after Peter had taken his dick out of the warrior princess' backdoor
and allowed her to start sucking on it and Courtney had started pumping two
of her fingers in and out of the amazon-type maiden's cunt and sucking on
her stiff mounds, Xena had suddenly realized that she was experiencing
something that she had never experienced with anyone within another era of
time before, for she was experiencing pure and untamed erotica... and
enjoying every minute of it.
Just then, after they had finished their shower together, moved themselves
into the master bedroom and placed their nude bodies on the bed, Peter had
placed his stiff cock inside Courtney's pussy and started sucking on
Xena's snatch and Xena had started sucking on Courtney's tits, causing a
sexually-energized Courtney to place her hands on Xena's bare back and yell
at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, PETER! DO IT,
XENA! TOUCH ME! SUCK MY TITS! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA
And then, after they had started moving themselves harder and faster and
their lovemaking has finally made it to the top of Mount Olympus, the three
newfound bi-sexual lovers had came and collapsed due to exhaustion and fell
asleep with their naked arms in a lover's embrace.
Just then, back in the days of Aincent Greece, Gabrielle and the rest of
Xena's friends had tried desperately to find out where their missing friend
had gone to... and they were doing so without any success, because the former
warrior princess is now living happily ever after with a pair of newfound
friends in the modern-day City of Cincinnati, Ohio... and is a whole lot